but even then things were looking even sweeter than that mobile ring tone bird.

For those that don' t know that’s a reference to sweety the chick a character from jamster ringtones and video clips for you mobile phone.
From kikizo' s San Andreas PC Hands-On Report.
Made me think does anyone actually like these, i mean there everywhere you just cant escape them. I' ve seen the Crazy Frog on the sides of busses, seen it a million time on TV and now its even on the radio arrrggghhh
That annoying frog has made over £10m quid already.
Sweety, Nessy the dragon, farting monkeys.
When will it end! anyone else seriously would up by these things?

/semi-rant over

The good news is, I am happy to reveal, that these god-awful TV ads will be BANNED very soon. The reason? Not that they' re plain annoying, but cos the kids are running up huge bills and the smallprint during the ad is, well, too small. Thank GOD for that.

" Little bird, oh so prett........ BANG!" Now you' re dead. Bitches.

Ringtones are evil. When I hear a custom ringtone, I usually assault the person to whom the cell phone belongs.

I think there should be more ringtones.

I also think people with cell phones should have them surgically grafted to the inside of their skull.

That way every time their cell phone goes off their brain dies just a little bit more. It' s already happening now I' m just trying to rush the process.

Perhaps if the cell phone has its audible ring turned on, it sends a shock to the owner' s brain. Then, after using the cell phone for more than 10 minutes, the brain starts to heat up. This is very painful for the cell phone owner, and amusing for everyone else!

I don' t know which is more annoying, ads for ringtones, or ads for sleazy chat bars that you get back-to-back at 2am.