All Jokes can be posted here. They can be cheesey, non-cheesey or just plain stupid.

I' ll start us off.

Two men are walking in a forest hunting on a sunday afternoon. Then suddenly, one man breaks out in a fit. His eyes bulge, froth pours out of his mouth, he falls over and shakes violently on the floor. So, the other man rings the doctor.

He says to the doc, ' Help! My friend has just broken out into a strange fever fit thing! Help! What should I do?'

The doctor replies, ' Ok ok, calm down. We' ll get through this. Ok, first things first. Is he dead?'

The man goes, ' Hang on, I' ll check.' He puts the phone on the side, walks over and shoots his friend in the head, picks up the phone and replies, ' Ok, now what?'