I've got an entire two storey flat to myself at present - am only renting one room, technically, but there's nobody else moving in till early April. And what, boys and girls, do we do when we have an entire flat to ourselves? That's right: we remove our pants (UKers, please translate as "trousers") and THROW THEM OUT THE WINDOW.

As I believe Bart Simpson once said, "there's nothing like an unfurnished basement for maximum comfort".