just as long as they keep me alive i don' t give a damn about their research. 
      This was a triumph. 
  I' m making a note here: Huge Success. 
  It' s hard to overstate my satisfaction.    
  Aperture Science, 
  We do what we must, because we can. 
  For the good of all of us 
  (except the ones who are dead.)    
  But there' s no sense crying over every mistake. 
  You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. 
  And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun 
  For the people who are still alive.    
  I' m not even angry. 
  I' m being so sincere right now. 
  Even though you broke my heart and killed me;    
  And tore me to pieces; 
  And threw every piece into a fire. 
  As they burned, it hurt because 
  I was so happy for you.    
  Now these points of data make a beautiful line, 
  And we' re out of beta, we' re releasing on time. 
  So I' m GLaD. I got burned.  Think of all the things we learned 
  For the people who are still alive.    
  Go ahead and leave me. 
  I think I prefer to stay inside. 
  Maybe you' ll find someone else to help you.    
  Maybe Black Mesa. 
  That was a joke.  Ha ha, fat chance. 
  Anyway, this cake is great; 
  It' s so delicious and moist.    
  Look at me still talking, when there' s science to do. 
  When I look out there, it makes me glad I' m not you. 
  I' ve experiments to run, there is research to be done 
  On the people who are still alive. 
  And believe me, I am still alive. 
  I' m doing science and I' m still alive. 
  I feel fantastic and I' m still alive. 
  While you' re dying I' ll be still alive. 
  And when you' re dead I will be still alive. 
  Still alive, still alive, still alive.    
  lulz, good times 
