here we go. i got the op 13 slogan suggestions for the army;
--Eddie: oh this ought to be good. :)
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October 12, 1999

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Today' s list is another of the lists compiled from
submissions sent in by our recent contributor finalists.

The Top 13 New Slogans for the US Army:

The General' s not the only one who gets a Hummer, baby!

Is your Southern Baptist upbringing lacking discipline, rigor and mindless rules?

Gruel: It' s what' s for breakfast

Undefeated since 1975!

Be All That You Can Be -- Unless You' re Gay, In Which Case Be About Six Inches Less Outgoing Than You Can Be

Except for the large bleeding wounds, it' s just like paintball.

One armored tank: $2.8 million
One loaded machine gun: $625,000
One Army standard toilet plunger: $10
Cleaning the urinal with a toothbrush because there was a small scuff on your shoe: priceless.

Be there when we take out Canada!

Hey, we had cargo pants long before Old Navy.

Open fire in your high school -- Media outrage and possible jail time.
Open fire in the Army -- Chest full o’ medals, baby!

The US Army: Who needs those Community College snobs, anyway?

At least the Village People never wrote a song about *us*.

And the New Slogan for the US Army is...


Come play with our privates!