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nekkid_monkey
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RE: Joke Thread
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Jun 03, 2007 00:38
A woman once told me, " I need 12inches, and make it hurt!"
So I f***ed her twice and punched her in the mouth.
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choupolo
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RE: Joke Thread
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Jun 03, 2007 03:15
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! 
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mastachefbkw
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RE: Joke Thread
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Jun 03, 2007 09:38
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms!
Was that an actual joke or did you make that up yourself?
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nekkid_monkey
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RE: Joke Thread
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Jun 03, 2007 23:18
Should I be worried that one of my testicles is bigger than the other two?
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choupolo
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RE: Joke Thread
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Jun 04, 2007 01:30
Was that an actual joke or did you make that up yourself?
I made it up. 
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mastachefbkw
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RE: Joke Thread
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Jun 04, 2007 12:41
I made it up.
Thought so
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fish_wacker
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RE: Joke Thread
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Jun 06, 2007 02:26
That is the only one ive laughed at so far!!!  Anyway a man went into the butchers and said to the butcher " Wheres your assistant gone?" " I had to fire him" " Why?" " He was putting his d*ck in the bacon slicer" " What happened to the bacon slicer?" " I fired her as well"
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