Crap! My cat seems to have hurt herself. She screams when I try to lift her. I think she fell from one of the shelves onto something sharp.
I know nothing of pet healthcare so... What should I do? She can walk but she seems annoyed with her leg or something. Should I call an animal doctor or will she be OK by herself?

Cats are so damn evil, I like them, but really, if you want a pet, get a dog.

I have 5 wonderful kitty cats

I was over at my sis' s bit tonight, he still seems okay. It' s in his mouth so the vet says as long as he' s eating then he' s okay but it' s too far gone to operate. He' s 12, so he' s had a good innings but we had him since he was a pup and he' ll be sorely missed.

I' m sorry to hear that. Are you getting him euthanised? It really is best, my cat got the shot before he really got into serious pain, but it is easier on them. Hard for the owner though.

I have 5 wonderful kitty cats

Five? Are you like that crazy cat throwing lady in The Simpsons or something
Having more than two cats is usually a sign of insanity...

Currently, I have three black dogs. Mongrel/Lab mixes. One' s the mother and the other two is her son and daughter.

She actually had 7 puppies in the litter, but we chose two and gave away the rest to relatives.

In the past, I' ve had:

2 ' pet' bats (it was more of a rescue operation, we released them back into the wild)
Several misc. cats
Two hamsters that had 24 babies (the female eventually escaped and mated with the rats, so we had SUPER big fat rats with silky fur and cute faces for a while)
Some fish
A budgie
A pigeon I called Hedwig who walked into our kitchen one day and died the next =/
About 5 terrapins
Another mongrel, a German Sheperd, a Golden Lab mix

Yeah, my home is a freaking zoo.

Why, yes, I have seven dogs, from 60 pounds to 160 pounds and go through 50 pounds of dog food each week.

Ok I have (currently as my better half foster for the RSPCA.)

3 Dogs 1 Springer Spaniel 1year old, 1 black lab 6 months old, 1 12 year old black lab (rescue dog no one wanted an old dog, so she is getting the best live she can have for the last years of her life.)

4 Cats 2 3 months old kittens and 2 cats about 18 months old

1 Budgie noisey bugger starts squacking when I start playing the 360

Numerous fish

2 Foster cats 1 with a broken paw, the other is awaiting a penis removal operation due to a blockage. (Bet all males just crossed their laegs and went ouch at that point, I know I did when I was told.)

Rajah got put down today, my sis took and him for a check up and the vet said it had gone far enough. He lasted 4 weeks longer than they thought he wouldm but he was starting to lose a lot of weight and the swelling in his jaw go tmuch worse this week. I' m really gutted as I didn' t get to see him before it happened.

I' m sorry to hear that.
Do you have a picture of him?
I' ve heard that pictures that get on the Internet are there forever, so theoretically you could immortilise the memory of Rajah by posting one.