I am in the oil-buisness..
well, kind-of..
Here is a old picture of my workplace:
It' s abit old, but somehow we' ve managed to allmost double the amounts of tanks.
There is boats coming in all the time, they bring ' fish waste disposals' , they pump it into those huge tanks (if people fall into the tanks, I call the ambulance helicopter because there isn' t much breathable air in them, but luckily it has only happened once on my shift (very proud)).
From the huge tanks, we pump those fish waste disposals into a factory, and we heat it up into 100 degree celsius (if people get that hot stuff on themselves, I usually call ambulance helicopter, so I don' t have to hear on all the loud screaming all night long, but luckily it has only happened once on my shift (very proud), they usually look like a mummy the first 2 weeks after that, and like Freddie from Elm' s Streeet the next month after that again)..
After we have heated the fish waste disposals, we pump it into a magic machine wich process it into OIL.. well, fish oil, if you wanna be specific, but it can be used in cars, the wheels on the car get more durability if we add it into the rubber, and we also claim that dogs get really shiny hair from it too and sell it extremely expansive to people who bring their dogs at miss voff-voff-contests, hehe.
It probably is beeing used in alot of other things aswell, but I don' t know anything about that since I only make it.. :)
The magic machine also produces some other watery-looking stuff of the fish waste disposals, wich we put into a different smaller tank, before we put it into a different magic machine, and heats it up again, and removes the water from it, and SIMSALABIM, out comes some ugly brown goo.
It tastes like shit (I got some in my mouth once, not shit, but the ugly brown goo, but I bet shit would have been better)..
Anyway, we sell that brown goo to farmers wich use it in their animal-food, so their animals will get more proteins from less food, that way they get bigger animals on less food.
We need to clean those magic machines a couple of times each week, we use various acids for that, it hurts when you get it on you, and if it' s large amounts I will have to call the ambulance, wich I' ve only had to do once on my shift (very proud).
My job is also to go rounds every hour, and make sure that there aren' t any fires starting, when that happens we usually put them out ourselves, and that there aren' t any spill or leaks in the tanks, just the other day i fixed a leak, on a tank with 400 tonnes oil on, sawed off the end off a broomshaft and plugged it.
So that' s me, a magican in oil buisness.