OH FOR CHRIST A notha Hollywood baby!

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OH FOR CHRIST A notha Hollywood baby! - May 09, 2006 00:49
And today' s winner or loser? is Adam Sandler...

Whats the tally at now?

Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt

Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes

Branden Frasure/Some chick..

Britney Spears/Kevin who givesashit

Adam Sandler/Some model

and so on and so on

All within a small frame of time? Hollywood Orgy? A twisted competition? Or just some people who want more attention...

O dear god I hope this isnt the new fad! Isnt teen pregnancy bad enough without pre-teens joining in...

Some School Playground a short time from now:
Girl 1: " I gots me a baby!"

Girl 2: " O ya bitch I gots me twins!"

Girl 3: " Nah-uh chica dat aint nothing. Check this. I gots me a rare and hard to get baby. Mines got webbed feet! And with all the 40s and blunts I be hittin, doc say it gonna be early and small. Like so I can stash it in my designer handbag liek a cellllll phone."

Wannabe Girl: " Awww my new one gonna be 9lbs! Im so ashamed. I been trying so hard to gets me a porta baby!"

Girl 2: " Sa' rite girl here starting puffin down on one deez new Fixit Sticks. Filled with same thing as cigs only amped up 10 fold to guarentee a mini ' B' . Endorsed by Lindsey Lohan!"




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RE: OH FOR CHRIST its just like rabbits - Jun 02, 2006 10:48
Round 2:
Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt
Mira Sorvino
Rachael Wiesz

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RE: OH FOR CHRIST A notha Hollywood baby! - Jun 02, 2006 11:21
Mass X, don' t forget:

Jennifer Love Hewitt/Terry Bogard
Terry Bogard - currently the most Unhelpful member of the Kikizo forums.

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RE: OH FOR CHRIST A notha Hollywood baby! - Jun 13, 2006 02:02
O but of course....

anywaaaays chaulk up another one:
Matt Damon

Im telling you there was a massive hollywood orgy in hopes of creating a future hollywood.


Omy yet a nother mofo:
Jack Black and wife Tanya Haden
< Message edited by Mass X -- 13 Jun 06 16:47:02 >

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RE: OH FOR CHRIST A notha Hollywood baby! - Jun 14, 2006 14:58
future new hollywood??that sounds like fun!