Things HALLMARK Cards Can' t Say

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Sharon
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Things HALLMARK Cards Can' t Say - Sep 19, 2005 14:35
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!

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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.

But don' t fret about it...

She moved in with me.

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I' ve always wanted to have

someone to hold,
someone to love.

After having met you ..

I' ve changed my mind.

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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life...

I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you' re not here to ruin it for me.

Terry Bogard
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RE: Things HALLMARK Cards Can' t Say - Sep 19, 2005 17:12
LOLOL!! GREAT Stuff!! Got anymore??
Terry Bogard - currently the most Unhelpful member of the Kikizo forums.

lotusson
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RE: Things HALLMARK Cards Can' t Say - Sep 19, 2005 21:39
I married your mom because I love her...

and because she doesn' t believe in adoption



Game Junkie
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RE: Things HALLMARK Cards Can' t Say - Sep 21, 2005 10:32
Great post Sharon.

DaRoosh65
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RE: Things HALLMARK Cards Can' t Say - Sep 21, 2005 12:26
Excellent thread, Sharon!

Here goes...

I found in life that you are my everything,

...everything wrong...

...everything bad...

...everything a person could detest...


or this one...

You bring ful-fillment to my life,

...' cause your so full of yourself...

...you' re so full of bullsh**...

...your pockets are so ' full' of my money...


Sounds like I need to do some work on this...but you get the idea.

< Message edited by DaRoosh65 -- 21 Sep 05 20:27:26 >
Videogaming is the contemporary interactive pasttime.

Mass X
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RE: Things HALLMARK Cards Can' t Say - Oct 02, 2005 02:01
Once you go mexican...
You' ll never want sex again!

hey its one fraction of me so I can make fun of them :-P


I' ll never love another like I loved you girl...

simply stated...

simply because...

I' m now in love with MEN, especially your brother Earl



Well theres my go at it, give me time and I' ll unlease the creative juices all over your faces!!!


Mass X
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RE: Things HALLMARK Cards Can' t Say - Oct 02, 2005 02:08
For the red-necks out there who need to explain to lil sibling about family:

Im your brother the Johny Hickster
shes our mother and our sister
grandpa said call me dad
while uncle prefers to be known as aunty Glad


meh maybe it might make sence.
< Message edited by Mass X -- 2 Oct 05 10:24:59 >

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RE: Things HALLMARK Cards Can' t Say - Oct 03, 2005 18:00
LOL!!

How about this... I hate your guts!

LOL! Sorry, that was the best I can do.

Sharon
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RE: Things HALLMARK Cards Can' t Say - Oct 03, 2005 19:35
Works for me - I' d buy it!