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mxpx182

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RE: Worst movie you have ever seen - Jun 03, 2005 14:09
I love bashing too. I love it when they bash the bashers!
Owain

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RE: Worst movie you have ever seen - Jun 03, 2005 16:22
Natural Born Killers
Boring as hell, tried too desperatly to be ' extreame' or whatever.
Holding the camera upside-down whilsh shaking it and making the screen flick red is not bold or artistic its just shit. [:' (]
Terry Bogard

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RE: Worst movie you have ever seen - Jun 03, 2005 16:38
Another gawd AWFUL movie, but this was a sub B-movie video only release is The Bare Wench Project.

I bought the movie a little over a year and a half ago and the movie was cheap in so many ways. It was selling for $5.99 at Best Buy AND given that I had picked up some decent-good stuff at that price range from that Best Buy on several occasions I figured to give the Bare Wench Project a try with the hope that it turned out to be a great spoof on the Blair Witch Project...BOY was I wrong. I only managed to watch only 8 minutes of it before shutting it off and never bothering with it again.
locopuyo

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RE: Worst movie you have ever seen - Jun 03, 2005 18:19
sounds like a porn to me, you probably turned it off just before the good part
Terry Bogard

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RE: Worst movie you have ever seen - Jun 03, 2005 19:47

sounds like a porn to me, you probably turned it off just before the good part


Close enough but not exactly, lol... But there were lots of wet t-shirts, jiggling a$$ cheeks and LOTS of camera zoom-ins on the upper portions of those wet t-shirts, lol..

AND there were no good parts :P...

I wonder if I' ll ever try and suffer through the rest of the movie as it was REALLY difficult to even continue watching after the first five minutes but I managed to hold on for an extra 3 before the pain was just too much to bare..
< Message edited by Terry Bogard -- 4 Jun 05 3:51:55 >
locopuyo

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RE: Worst movie you have ever seen - Jun 03, 2005 21:34
haha, okay that does sound really bad.[:' (]
Rampage99

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RE: Worst movie you have ever seen - Jun 03, 2005 23:41
Starship Troopers 2
the.ben

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RE: Worst movie you have ever seen - Jun 04, 2005 08:15
fahrenheit 9/11

i just don' t even know where to start with this one....i watched maybe 20 minutes of it and hated every minute of it.
Rampage99

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RE: Worst movie you have ever seen - Jun 04, 2005 15:02

ORIGINAL: the.ben

fahrenheit 9/11

i just don' t even know where to start with this one....i watched maybe 20 minutes of it and hated every minute of it.


Good call. I watched the opening and told my friends to turn it off.
Phoenixxx1974

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RE: Worst movie you have ever seen - Jun 06, 2005 10:19
I totally agree with you. Starship troopers 2 was a HORRIBLE movie. I actally was like offended i had to pay money to see that. You feel like they should pay you.


Sorry i can' t pick just one.

Another movie is Return to OZ, the movie just sucked. The costumes looked as if they were made by infants. THe story was horrible and it was supposed to be like a sequal and on the first one Dorthy was tall and young adulthood and in part 2 Dorthy was played by a young Farula Balk.

Also The road to welville, sad thing about that movie is that it' s a true story hehe.

Event Horizon retarded boring bloody gorey horror movie.
Rampage99

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RE: Worst movie you have ever seen - Jun 06, 2005 14:31

ORIGINAL: Phoenixxx1974

I totally agree with you. Starship troopers 2 was a HORRIBLE movie. I actally was like offended i had to pay money to see that. You feel like they should pay you.





I agree. What really pisses me off too is the fact that the first movie was one of my all time favorite movies. I can' t believe they let some guy disgrace it so horribly with that piece of garbage sequal. Jesus, the guns were flashlights! They didn' t even bother with blanks! There was a f*cking light bulb in the barrel!
mxpx182

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RE: Worst movie you have ever seen - Jun 06, 2005 14:53
wasn' t Star Ship Troopers a straight to video release?? I don' t think that ever hit theatres, and if it did, none around where I live. I haven' t been including straight to video releases in my worst movie ever, but if I was, then surely hard to die would have to rank right up there. It' s the female version of Die Hard!!!
Phoenixxx1974

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RE: Worst movie you have ever seen - Jun 06, 2005 16:21
yeah it was a straight to video release.

The movie made like no sense. Even the beginning we are like " i know it' s been a while since we saw part 1 but what the hell is going on and who are these people" it had like nothing to do with part 1 it was just some boring retarded movie trying to capitalize on the name of Starship troopers. I hate when they do that. It' s like the reviews for Goldeneye 007: Rogue Agent. Everyone said it sucked and it had nothing to do with the original just riding the name.
locopuyo

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RE: Worst movie you have ever seen - Jun 07, 2005 17:35
Yeah, one of my hardcore liberal friends bought farenhiet 911 and we watched it. Anyone one with an ounce of common sense realizes that it is complete BS. I guess that would be one of the all time worst movies. Especially since the extremist liberals gave it all sorts of dumb awards and act like it proves something. The movie hurts liberals more than it helps them. It makes people who are a liberal but not extremists feel ashamed to be a liberal.

And I also really was pissed off at Starship Troopers 2. The first one was teh pwn, the second one was soooooooo bad. It was a hardcore struggle to sit through the whole thing.
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RE: Worst movie you have ever seen - Jun 11, 2005 00:50
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

Probably the worst movie of all time, hardly even a movie.
locopuyo

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RE: Worst movie you have ever seen - Jun 12, 2005 00:59
I don' t see how anybody could stand watching that, they dubbed over the whole movie. Even though they all were speaking english. I watched some then got really sick of hearing the words not match their lips so skipped way ahead then watched for like 20 seconds, skipped more, then turned it off. It is just plain stupid. Maybe if they actually had audio matching their mouths it would be a descent movie, but it is unbearable to watch the way it is.
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RE: Worst movie you have ever seen - Jun 12, 2005 01:27

Another gawd AWFUL movie, but this was a sub B-movie video only release is The Bare Wench Project.


That one is pretty weak, but the other featuring most of the same " actors" that is semi-worth watching is Lord of the G-Strings. My friend had bought it and kept telling me how funny it is. Well, only the first part and the end are funny, the rest is soft porn. It has a couple of pretty funny quotes though, from the guy that plays Gandalf...can' t remember his movie name though. My favorite was, " Help me...she' s kicking my ass...WITH HER ASS!!!" .


Kung Pow: Enter the Fist


I really disagree. I know a lot of people hated that movie but it reminded me of those old Police Squad classics.

On the subject of Starship Troopers 1 and 2...both sucked. I couldn' t make my way through the second one, but at least the first had a good set of knockers about halfway through. Story was bad, acting was bad...both are bad movies.

Battlefield Earth is still the baddest of the bad in a bad way, but that Christian Slater " Dark" video game related movie is ALMOST as bad, but in a laughable way. Battlefield Earth is just so incredibly bad that it makes you want to die.
Rampage99

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RE: Worst movie you have ever seen - Jun 12, 2005 11:52
I enjoyed Kung Pow. Definately wasn' t great but there were several scenes that made me laugh.

Starship Troopers= teh greatness!
Chee Saw

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RE: Worst movie you have ever seen - Jun 14, 2005 15:55
Worst movies:

Flowers in the Attic - I wanted to kill myself after watching this OH so depressing movie.

Wing Commander - I wanted to kill anyone associated in the making of this movie.

Disagreements from above:

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - Loved it.
Starship Troopers - Good campy fun.
Final Fantasy: the Spirits Within - I like watching this one in HD.
Cast Away - I thought it was interesting, at least.
Dark City - Different, in a good way.
Saving Private Ryan - I thought this one was awesome!

Then again, I don' t really DISLIKE too many movies.
Chickapoo88

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RE: Worst movie you have ever seen - Jun 14, 2005 16:44
FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC? I LOVED THAT MOVIE!!! It was a little messed up but I thought it was good.
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