Worst movie you have ever seen

This is a hard catergory for my to pick for but I' ll just say a few of the movies that I hated:
1) The Village
2) Lost Souls
3) Fargo (we do not talk like that!)
4) Bringing Down the House
5) Hoosers (yuck) [:' (]

1. Drop Dead Fred
2. The Exorcist 2: Heretic
3. Red Planet
4. Battlefield Earth
5. Battlefield Earth 2 (aka Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within)
6. Scary Movie 3


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Not SUPER bad but still films I didn' t enjoy:
1. Cast away
2. Saving Private Ryan
3. Dark City (this one has potential though)

Wow, Fargo would be at the other end of the spectrum for me. The village I also liked a lot too. If I' m going for worst movie, it' s got to be utter turd. Dude where' s my car. Now that is a bad movie. Perhaps only to be rivaled by Magnolia. I know a lot of people like that one, but I HATED it.

oh where to start, so much crap out there these days. the only ones that come to mind off the top of my head are coneheads and this movie my cousin promised me would be good called going greek.

-All things Uwe Boll
-The Bourne Suprmacy
-Plan 9 from outer space...but thats pretty much a given.
...shit I dunno I been lucky enuff to avoid bad movies...and the ones i may have seen I probably erased form my mind asap.

scary movie 2
bourne supremacy(i dont think they could shake the camera enough in that movie)
crouching tiger hidden dragon

The Bad Lieutenant - The whole movie was about every conceivable way to take drugs and a cop that was bad because he took part in the druggie life.

Videogaming is the contemporary interactive pasttime.

Johnny mnemonic oh man this film is so unbelievably bad, Keanu " No spoon" Reeves, Ice-T, Takeshi Kitano, even Dolph Lundgren!
and with mind blowing ideas like a dolphin hooked up to a computer, how could it fail. *shudder*

Although I highly reccomed seeing it if you havn' t, it' s so bad its good - in all the wrong ways.

Battlefield Earth is perhaps one of the worst movies ever made. If this was ancient Europe that movie would be used as a method of torture.

3) Fargo (we do not talk like that!)

Hmmmm, I stopped for gas and coffee in Fargo and " yes" the lady did talk like that.

As far as the movie goes, I love it.

The worst movie I' ve ever seen would have to be Waterworld with Kevin Costner[:' (]

Ya but Fargo is way off to the side. Most the bourder and too the north have that accent thats for sure, however once you start getting towards the cities you get a much more diverse selection. People here used to say I had a Californian accent when I moved in. Meh I hardly ever notice anything anymore tho.

Titanic... what a waste of my life. People actually paid to see this 7 times in theaters? Sweet Jesus...

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vanilla sky!
Can' t honestly think of a reason why, it was just bad...

I see a few above that I disagree with, and one or two that I strongly disagree with...but meh, here' s my list:

Battlefield Earth-Read the book and almost made it through the whole movie before I fell asleep. It' s an extremely bad movie when I fall asleep watching it.

League of Extradorinary Gentlemen-What a waste of 7 bucks. I was very excited because it had the great Connery in it but the finished product was garbage.

Rocky 5-If you' ve seen this movie more than once you need to be shot.

Alien 3, 4-How do you follow up on the excellent first two? Well after viewing the last two I' m pretty convinced you just stop...

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I guess I would put Fargo on my list too. That is not even close to how we talk. I' ve heard a few peopel in Iowa talk like that though.

Star Wars Episode III

The Medalion -This would be the worst of that I' ve actually watched the whole movie

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Star Wars Episode III

Now you' re just looking for attention. I can understand if someone doesn' t like a movie, that' not my choice to make for them, but to put this on, but leave episode 1 and 2 off makes it appear as if you thought episode 3 was worse than 1 or 2, and THAT is something I can' t fathom.

double post.

Holy krap did I really forget to include Waterworld on my list?????lol

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I thought SWIII was the worst of those because of the horrrible attempt at a political bash on the republican controlled senate. There was one line in the movie that was extremly obvious in trying to be a bash. It was a really weak one too. Can' t remember the line, just how horrible it was.
It really annoys me when movies try to do political bashes. It is different if they actually present premises and arguements, i' m fine with that.
It is also really stupid on their part, you just pissed off about 50% of your viewers.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

I love when movies bash every thing ;)


Oh and I almost forgot two movies:

1. Malibu' s Most Wanted (it was funny up until he arrived in ' teh hood' )
2. The Glass Shield

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I love bashing too. I love it when they bash the bashers!

Natural Born Killers
Boring as hell, tried too desperatly to be ' extreame' or whatever.
Holding the camera upside-down whilsh shaking it and making the screen flick red is not bold or artistic its just shit. [:' (]

Another gawd AWFUL movie, but this was a sub B-movie video only release is The Bare Wench Project.

I bought the movie a little over a year and a half ago and the movie was cheap in so many ways. It was selling for $5.99 at Best Buy AND given that I had picked up some decent-good stuff at that price range from that Best Buy on several occasions I figured to give the Bare Wench Project a try with the hope that it turned out to be a great spoof on the Blair Witch Project...BOY was I wrong. I only managed to watch only 8 minutes of it before shutting it off and never bothering with it again.

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sounds like a porn to me, you probably turned it off just before the good part

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

sounds like a porn to me, you probably turned it off just before the good part

Close enough but not exactly, lol... But there were lots of wet t-shirts, jiggling a$$ cheeks and LOTS of camera zoom-ins on the upper portions of those wet t-shirts, lol..

AND there were no good parts :P...

I wonder if I' ll ever try and suffer through the rest of the movie as it was REALLY difficult to even continue watching after the first five minutes but I managed to hold on for an extra 3 before the pain was just too much to bare..

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haha, okay that does sound really bad.[:' (]

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Starship Troopers 2

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fahrenheit 9/11

i just don' t even know where to start with this one....i watched maybe 20 minutes of it and hated every minute of it.

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fahrenheit 9/11

i just don' t even know where to start with this one....i watched maybe 20 minutes of it and hated every minute of it.

Good call. I watched the opening and told my friends to turn it off.

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I totally agree with you. Starship troopers 2 was a HORRIBLE movie. I actally was like offended i had to pay money to see that. You feel like they should pay you.


Sorry i can' t pick just one.

Another movie is Return to OZ, the movie just sucked. The costumes looked as if they were made by infants. THe story was horrible and it was supposed to be like a sequal and on the first one Dorthy was tall and young adulthood and in part 2 Dorthy was played by a young Farula Balk.

Also The road to welville, sad thing about that movie is that it' s a true story hehe.

Event Horizon retarded boring bloody gorey horror movie.

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I totally agree with you. Starship troopers 2 was a HORRIBLE movie. I actally was like offended i had to pay money to see that. You feel like they should pay you.

I agree. What really pisses me off too is the fact that the first movie was one of my all time favorite movies. I can' t believe they let some guy disgrace it so horribly with that piece of garbage sequal. Jesus, the guns were flashlights! They didn' t even bother with blanks! There was a f*cking light bulb in the barrel!

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wasn' t Star Ship Troopers a straight to video release?? I don' t think that ever hit theatres, and if it did, none around where I live. I haven' t been including straight to video releases in my worst movie ever, but if I was, then surely hard to die would have to rank right up there. It' s the female version of Die Hard!!!

yeah it was a straight to video release.

The movie made like no sense. Even the beginning we are like " i know it' s been a while since we saw part 1 but what the hell is going on and who are these people" it had like nothing to do with part 1 it was just some boring retarded movie trying to capitalize on the name of Starship troopers. I hate when they do that. It' s like the reviews for Goldeneye 007: Rogue Agent. Everyone said it sucked and it had nothing to do with the original just riding the name.

Yeah, one of my hardcore liberal friends bought farenhiet 911 and we watched it. Anyone one with an ounce of common sense realizes that it is complete BS. I guess that would be one of the all time worst movies. Especially since the extremist liberals gave it all sorts of dumb awards and act like it proves something. The movie hurts liberals more than it helps them. It makes people who are a liberal but not extremists feel ashamed to be a liberal.

And I also really was pissed off at Starship Troopers 2. The first one was teh pwn, the second one was soooooooo bad. It was a hardcore struggle to sit through the whole thing.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

Probably the worst movie of all time, hardly even a movie.

I don' t see how anybody could stand watching that, they dubbed over the whole movie. Even though they all were speaking english. I watched some then got really sick of hearing the words not match their lips so skipped way ahead then watched for like 20 seconds, skipped more, then turned it off. It is just plain stupid. Maybe if they actually had audio matching their mouths it would be a descent movie, but it is unbearable to watch the way it is.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Another gawd AWFUL movie, but this was a sub B-movie video only release is The Bare Wench Project.

That one is pretty weak, but the other featuring most of the same " actors" that is semi-worth watching is Lord of the G-Strings. My friend had bought it and kept telling me how funny it is. Well, only the first part and the end are funny, the rest is soft porn. It has a couple of pretty funny quotes though, from the guy that plays Gandalf...can' t remember his movie name though. My favorite was, " Help me...she' s kicking my ass...WITH HER ASS!!!" .

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

I really disagree. I know a lot of people hated that movie but it reminded me of those old Police Squad classics.

On the subject of Starship Troopers 1 and 2...both sucked. I couldn' t make my way through the second one, but at least the first had a good set of knockers about halfway through. Story was bad, acting was bad...both are bad movies.

Battlefield Earth is still the baddest of the bad in a bad way, but that Christian Slater " Dark" video game related movie is ALMOST as bad, but in a laughable way. Battlefield Earth is just so incredibly bad that it makes you want to die.

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I enjoyed Kung Pow. Definately wasn' t great but there were several scenes that made me laugh.

Starship Troopers= teh greatness!

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Worst movies:

Flowers in the Attic - I wanted to kill myself after watching this OH so depressing movie.

Wing Commander - I wanted to kill anyone associated in the making of this movie.

Disagreements from above:

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - Loved it.
Starship Troopers - Good campy fun.
Final Fantasy: the Spirits Within - I like watching this one in HD.
Cast Away - I thought it was interesting, at least.
Dark City - Different, in a good way.
Saving Private Ryan - I thought this one was awesome!

Then again, I don' t really DISLIKE too many movies.

FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC? I LOVED THAT MOVIE!!! It was a little messed up but I thought it was good.