Top Trumps: political cartoons edition

Seeing as you're all so goddamn POLITICAL I thought it'd be nice to have a satirical cartoons thread.

As the leading resident insufferable liberal pussy, I'll go first.



Now it's your turn, obnoxious authoritarian twats :)

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One at a time please :p

"I'll wager sixty finest English pence that you defeat Big Sister in the end by shagging her to death."

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ha          

Old favourite:

...What in two deep-fried sam fucks is that?

fookin' limeys.

"I'll wager sixty finest English pence that you defeat Big Sister in the end by shagging her to death."

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Eddie_the_Hated


...What in two deep-fried sam fucks is that?

fookin' limeys.

Yeah, I dont get what it is making fun of either.

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Foreign policy wasn't one of your majors then? :D

It's Tony Blair, ex-British PM, talking about the US's Trident ICBM program.

Edwin


Foreign policy wasn't one of your majors then? :D

It's Tony Blair, ex-British PM, talking about the US's Trident ICBM program.

I know what Trident is, I just dont get the shark on a bike thing.

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British humor.  It's pretty gay.

Joe Redifer


British humor.  It's really, really, really super, sweetie.

Shark needing bike = Britain needing ICBMs, basically.

Weird how senses of humour differ across the Atlantic.

/has just watched Borat

Edwin


Shark needing bike = Britain needing ICBMs, basically.

Weird how senses of humour differ across the Atlantic.

/has just watched Borat

Weird how the people on *that* side of the pond usually are not funny. Except Ricky Gervais, of course.

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We would have gotten the shark not needing a bike thing but we figured there was some shark and bike thing going on in Britain we hadn't heard.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Remember, the UK thinks the comic strip Fred Basset is funny.  What is Fred Basset?  Google it.  You won't be laughing your ass off, that's for sure.  Garfield... now THAT'S funny!  (I kid, I kid).

Um, it's a dog?

Oh.

...Okay.

"I'll wager sixty finest English pence that you defeat Big Sister in the end by shagging her to death."

Kikizo.com - Excellence in Journalism

Eddie_the_Hated


Oh.

...Okay.

I assume thats infinitely funnier in a country that lets their Islamic population run rampant and has pro-terrorism rappers. In the US pro-terrorism rap used to get you set to Guantanamo.

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We have pro-terrorism rappers? Let me just check iTunes.

The fundamentalist population here isn't nearly as offensive as the EastEnders fanbase...

Edwin


We have pro-terrorism rappers? Let me just check iTunes.

The fundamentalist population here isn't nearly as offensive as the EastEnders fanbase...

Yes, he was even featured in the Religilous documentary by Bill Maher.

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This the chap?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2006/jun/28/arts.terrorism

Sounds like a bit of a twat, though he does deny being pro suicide attacks:

"Nawaz denies that he is condoning suicide bombers. "Everything to me is tragic. I don't understand what the guys are doing. But I can feel what they're doing."

We have pro-terrorism rappers? Let me just check iTunes.

iTunes is terrorism.

Edwin


This the chap?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2006/jun/28/arts.terrorism

Sounds like a bit of a twat, though he does deny being pro suicide attacks:

"Nawaz denies that he is condoning suicide bombers. "Everything to me is tragic. I don't understand what the guys are doing. But I can feel what they're doing."

I dont care what the **** says about it, his lyrics (performed by him) that were used in Religilous were pro-suicide bombing. Hes a ****, as are all jihadists. Anyone who can blow up their own people for a religion is worthless trash. And likening Bin Laden to Che Guevara? One was fighting for an idea that he believed in and freedom for his people, the other is attacking civilians and trying to wipe out anyone who refuses to follow his religion. While I dont agree with Che's views, I at least admire the fact that he believed in a principle, not a person.

Some of the filthy Hajji's lyrics taken from the link Edwin provided:

I Reject
Reject your thieving foreign policies
Reject your elitist congregation
Reject your mini skirt liberation
Reject your concept of integration ...
Parasites
But revenge will be mine, with my last breath I will rise to curse you
Because you, you dogs and parasites have made us helpless
Cookbook DIY
I'm strapped up cross my chest bomb belt attached
Deeply satisfied with the plan I hatched
Electrodes connected to a gas cooker lighter

So he's against our 'mini skirt liberation'(womens rights), our 'concept of integration'(equal rights regardless of race/religion), and somehow blames us for the Middle East being a steaming pile of shit? If a rapper put out an anti-Islam album the filthy fuckers would be threatening to kill everyone involved and screaming how its racist.

Oh, and Muhammad was a war-mongering pedophile, so you would think the muslims would adore the American republican party.

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Fun-da-Mental were shit. :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCFf3jDpRlI

This ones quite good though imo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIWDXjfd5ak&NR=1

Oi, this is a picture-only thread!

Like I say, dan, the guy's a twat, but please don't make the mistake of equating his ignorance and bigotry with Muslims at large. You know all those people in Palestine getting shot, bombed and blockaded who aren't fighting back? They're Muslims too.

Twats are twats and innocents are innocents regardless of which Man in the Sky they prefer to call Lord.

I'm sure most of our opinions on the above are already extensively known from threads gone by....

Jogging-on...

Fair dos :)

Like I say, dan, the guy's a twat, but please don't make the mistake of equating his ignorance and bigotry with Muslims at large. You know all those people in Palestine getting shot, bombed and blockaded who aren't fighting back? They're Muslims too.

Are you referring to the teens carrying RPGs in the streets or the schools launching mortars off their roofs?

how we roll in Mogadishu

They're only rolling in a boat because nothing left in Mogadishu has wheels.

"I'll wager sixty finest English pence that you defeat Big Sister in the end by shagging her to death."

Kikizo.com - Excellence in Journalism

Edwin


Oi, this is a picture-only thread!

Like I say, dan, the guy's a twat, but please don't make the mistake of equating his ignorance and bigotry with Muslims at large. You know all those people in Palestine getting shot, bombed and blockaded who aren't fighting back? They're Muslims too.

Twats are twats and innocents are innocents regardless of which Man in the Sky they prefer to call Lord.

Religion is ignorance. Belief is not. Difference.

But as Choupolo said, jogging on....

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/trips over shoelace

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What does AIG stand for? Agriculture something?

Edwin


What does AIG stand for? Agriculture something?

American International Group. Bank/investment/insurance company.

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Remind me not to buy shares in them, then :p

Edwin


Remind me not to buy shares in them, then :p

With how low their shares must be now, and how much money the government is dumping into them, it might be a good idea to actually buy some.

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