Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II

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Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Feb 21, 2009 16:45
It's crap.


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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Feb 21, 2009 16:49
Well, that was about a thousand words too short, but on the plus side you used an apostrophe correctly - a rare sight indeed in internet writing. So I'm giving this the Kikizo seal of approval.

Let's see if we can get you on Metacritic.

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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Feb 21, 2009 18:01







Well you know what they say about pictures....
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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Feb 21, 2009 19:04
This is your finest work


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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Feb 21, 2009 19:58
I'm not sure how a snap of Simon Cowell helps your case. It's quite a good one, I'll grant you.

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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Feb 21, 2009 22:22
Edwin

 but on the plus side you used an apostrophe correctly - a rare sight indeed in internet writing. So I'm giving this the Kikizo seal of approval.

An apostrophe is not required for writing on the internet.
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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Feb 21, 2009 22:45
Isnt it? I guess Im in the wrong then.

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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Feb 22, 2009 05:10
immortaldanmx


Edwin

but on the plus side you used an apostrophe correctly - a rare sight indeed in internet writing. So I'm giving this the Kikizo seal of approval.

An apostrophe is not required for writing on the internet.


That's like saying, that somebody who uses Ebonics is to be taken as seriously as somebody who uses proper grammar. Or like saying- "If you cut my legs off, I'll run faster"; it could also be compared to somebody with horrible... rancid, ghastly syntax and spelling ability, whom are supposed to be taken seriously. I'm sorry, but if it is not on AIM, then I have a very hard time taking somebody seriously and crediting them with what they say if they don't use proper grammar, proper syntax, and constantly make the utter mistake of run-on sentences.
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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Feb 22, 2009 05:12
Just my two cents.


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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Feb 22, 2009 05:30
Zarathustra


Just my two cents.


Your two cents is actually only worth 2 Rupees.
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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Feb 22, 2009 19:52
Hey hey hey .. Lets not insult the indian currency ...
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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Feb 23, 2009 03:44
Why not?

Indians don't have the internet. They're like the Amish, only with more cows.

;P
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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Feb 23, 2009 17:48
Eddie is racist, pirates games, and he's gay.

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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Feb 23, 2009 19:18
emofag


Eddie is racist, pirates games, and he's gay.

Don't forget fat.  Wait that's torr's mom.

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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Feb 24, 2009 17:32
I miss Torr. 

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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Feb 24, 2009 22:02
/violins

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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Feb 24, 2009 22:31
Edwin


/violins


Don't you mean Fat Albert and the Junkyard gang music?
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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Feb 24, 2009 22:38
Is that the official Torr soundtrack, then?

Wonder what mine would be. Probably something from Tears For Fears.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWJPa0bvWnM

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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Feb 25, 2009 00:52
Donnie Darko fucking sucked.

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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Feb 27, 2009 09:59
O Torr, where art thou?

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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Apr 23, 2009 01:19

O Torr, where art thou?


He's making YT videos.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rb33G_2hR4&feature=channel_page
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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Apr 24, 2009 10:29
Agent thats just cruel.  I can understand the fat joke, but have you seen anything else hes done?  Hes an idiot.  And here I thought we were friends.


To answer the question though, I stopped coming here for awhile and since I've been trolling I haven't had anything constructive to add.  Anyway you can make fat jokes about me whether I'm here or not.

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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Apr 24, 2009 17:09
Well he's put on some serious weight since his take on Beyonce's Single Ladies ;-)

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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Apr 25, 2009 02:39
I guess that was in poor taste.  I just wanted an excuse to post that video.  Stop being a bitch Torr, and post more.
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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Apr 25, 2009 19:19
Post what?  I don't play video games anymore and seeing new ones just pisses me off cuz I can't play them, and the everything else section has mostly gone to shit.

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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Apr 25, 2009 19:28
Torr

seeing new ones just pisses me off cuz I can't play them

Warum ist das?
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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Apr 25, 2009 19:49
Da mein 360 ist gestorben.
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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Apr 25, 2009 20:27
Maybe my German's a little rusty. Isn't it supposed to be gestorbt in that verb form?
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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Apr 25, 2009 20:28
Eddie_the_Hated


Maybe my German's a little rusty. Isn't it supposed to be gestorbt in that verb form?


No, he has it right.
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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Apr 25, 2009 21:09
I dunno Dan, I could've sworn the suffix for perfect/indicative tense verbs was gestorbt.


Edit: Never mind. I had it backwards. If anything it would've been gestorbe.
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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Apr 25, 2009 22:25
Hell if I know I used google translator.  I would like to learn german just havent done it yet.

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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Apr 26, 2009 05:39
He has it right, because 'sterben' is a strong verb and therefore becomes 'gestorben' in past tense.


Hell if I know I used google translator.  I would like to learn german just havent done it yet.
You should be beaten with a pinata stick a.) for using a translator and b.) for not learning the easiest/most amusing language ever.

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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Apr 26, 2009 07:01

You should be beaten with a pinata stick a.) for using a translator and b.) for not learning the easiest/most amusing language ever.


This is probably true.  Are you volunteering?  I might have to take you up on that offer if you are.

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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Apr 26, 2009 17:59

You should be beaten with a pinata stick a.) for using a translator and b.) for not learning the easiest/most amusing language ever.

It really is. I took so much for granted when I was taking courses in it.

I'm finishing up my first year of study in Japanese, and I already want to shoot myself in the dick. Next to Mandarin and Arabic, it's one of the most difficult languages for a foreigner to pick up that I've ever seen. I don't think I'll ever be able to write it fluently, too many symbol-characters (they have lists of the top 1000 Kanji used in newspapers, to give you a perspective of scale). I'll settle for speaking.
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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Apr 26, 2009 22:10
Torr



You should be beaten with a pinata stick a.) for using a translator and b.) for not learning the easiest/most amusing language ever.


This is probably true.  Are you volunteering?  I might have to take you up on that offer if you are.

Which offer? The beating like a pinata or the learning German?

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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Apr 27, 2009 02:07
mastachefbkw


Torr



You should be beaten with a pinata stick a.) for using a translator and b.) for not learning the easiest/most amusing language ever.


This is probably true.  Are you volunteering?  I might have to take you up on that offer if you are.

Which offer? The beating like a pinata or the learning German?



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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Apr 27, 2009 02:23
Why are you so fat Torr?

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Re:Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II - Apr 27, 2009 04:21
I would personally like to think its because I'm a lazy piece of shit that eats away his troubles.  Then again it could just be genetics.