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 Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe?
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locopuyo

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 17:24
Over here we have a higher median income and much lower cost of living, but have fun in your tiny little corner or the world where people piss in the streets.
emofag

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 17:31
MN is a backwater state actually, finding USB cable...
emofag

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 17:54
Guys, here are the pics of my apartment-slash-cubicle that I share with twelve roommates.






Anyway, pardon the dirty driveway and dead plants, it is such a pain having to move 3 cars in and out of my two garages, what with all the rain recently.  But I heard your mother was looking for employment, is she good at gardening too? Please let me know, you too Eddy.

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Eddie_the_Hated

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 20:15
Haha! Way to go! I black-out my fingers when I stroke my e-penis too.

Let's see a picture of you, and then we can talk game. Because to be quite honest, the lack of a picture speaks volumes more than any hideous photograph you could post.




????



Please.  That's ironic coming from a southern white (Redneck)

I know you've been in Arizona for a bit, but bear with me when I remind you that Michigan is a little north of the Mason Dixon line.

You also misspelled my name, yet again. Y'know, why don't you just call me Will? You'll able to spell that I figure. Or, how about this? You can fly me down there with your exorbitant wealth. I can teach you how to spell, and in turn, you can carry me around on your shoulders for protection, as the other children point at your grotesque visage. It'll be like the book "freak the mighty", I promise.






immortaldanmx

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 20:17
Thats the house down the street from his trailer.
Eddie_the_Hated

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 20:25
But... wait...

I've figured it out...

3 cars

2 garages.

Lived in NY.

Distinct distaste for cellars.

Parents own 7 or so businesses

Fear of southern whites (Aryans)

you have to be 21+ to work in parent's businesses

...Your parents are the proprietors of a Hebrew strip-club?!

emofag

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 20:42
/yawn

Go to your room, kiddies.

immortaldanmx


Thats the house down the street from his trailer.


Do you want a video of me entering the home?    Please children, you have nothing on me. 

How does it feel being inferior?
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Eddie_the_Hated

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 20:44
Come to my room, daddy.
emofag

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 20:49
Will, come back to me when your net worth is higher than the price of my watch, thx.

And your name actually IS "Eddie" ?  Ed, Eddy, Eddie, whatever, are abbreviations for Edward or similar names, there is no incorrect spelling for that.  If the name on your actual birth certificate is "Eddie" then you need to kill yourself, and your parents.
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_Majik_

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 21:31
Hahaha... see, i don't think his photos can be argued with. Granted there's no proof that he actually lives there but he obviously did take the photo and only a seriously sad fuck would take a picture of somebody elses house and claim it was theirs. I don't think emo is like that. I just think he's a proud asshole, and i like people like that.

I was hoping to see what you looked like though emo. I can't blame you wanting anonymity though. There are other posters here that took fucking forever to post pictures of themselves because they were private individuals and didn't like the idea of posting tons of shit about themselves online. It would just have been nice to put a face to the name... if you know what i mean. It doesn't mean shit to me though... i mean, you guys know more about me than most of the morons i see on a daily basis.

Your place looks kinda like the villa my parents have in Florida. It looks green though... which is a bit of an odd colour!?
locopuyo

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 21:45
emofag
 





Using the latest photo enhancing software I was able to get an image of emofag from the reflection on the house window.  



emofag

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 23:25
Camera is charging up for video, I will be walking from outside into the house, you will get to see some of my fine wood furniture as well, I have a set of 4 imported chairs that were $3,500 per ^ ^

Pwnage inc.  poor fuckers.
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emofag

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 23:30
_Majik_


Hahaha... see, i don't think his photos can be argued with. Granted there's no proof that he actually lives there but he obviously did take the photo and only a seriously sad fuck would take a picture of somebody elses house and claim it was theirs. I don't think emo is like that. I just think he's a proud asshole, and i like people like that.

I was hoping to see what you looked like though emo. I can't blame you wanting anonymity though. There are other posters here that took fucking forever to post pictures of themselves because they were private individuals and didn't like the idea of posting tons of shit about themselves online. It would just have been nice to put a face to the name... if you know what i mean. It doesn't mean shit to me though... i mean, you guys know more about me than most of the morons i see on a daily basis.

Your place looks kinda like the villa my parents have in Florida. It looks green though... which is a bit of an odd colour!?


It's like light brown, kneeling yellow.  The camera makes it look like that, as you can tell by the resolution it's a crap camera, the images aren't even cropped, that is its native resolution.  The ceilings are also more of a dark brown, the camera makes them look kind of red.
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locopuyo

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 23:47
let's see the cars
emofag

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 23:48
One thing at a time Locopuyo, one thing at a time.
choupolo

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 23:48
You know things have gone to shit when you're proud of how many garages and chairs you own.
immortaldanmx

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 23:49
Lol, we know youre poor, youre a socialist. We want a pic of you, holding proof, then a pic of you going in your house. Then pictures of pictures hanging on the wall in your house.

Youre a disgusting poor socialist, who also has a hard-on for Loco's ill-dressed ass.
emofag

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 23:55
I already said I'm making a video, it's coming, stfu.

Speaking of pictures hanging on the wall, I just bought a new set of fine paintings a couple of weeks ago and haven't hanged them yet, they are sitting in one of the empty rooms, what a perfect opportunity to show them :)
mastachefbkw

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 23:56

Guys, here are the pics of my apartment-slash-cubicle that I share with twelve roommates.
The last part of that statement pretty much killed any argument you have. You share an apartment with twelve people that is smaller than my parents house(which has two garages that are big enough for a total of 6 cars), who have one kid. Between twelve people I would hope you could afford payments on a nice apartment and luxury goods. Bravo.
emofag

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 23:59
It was a joke, retard.  A reference to locopuyo who shares an apartment with a roommate.  Wow, just wow.

And I don't care what your parents have, pussy.
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