Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe?

I fail to see why I am not an industry insider, who's opinion is broadcast over hundreds of gaming news sites, blogs, and RSS feeds. Moreover, I fail to see why some people still regard him as anything more than comic relief, in the same vein as Kutaragi and Dyack.

Just look at this...

a- HOLY HOLY HOLY FUCKING HELL!!!!

b- I thought GEARS OF WARS 2 looked about as good as a next-gen game could look....and that game is currently- and will probably remain- my game of the year. And hell, I think I actually get to vote on that kind of stuff in some circles :) And unless I get blown away by POP or something else I missed, GEARS 2 is the SHIT....this year. Dudes and dudettes, fucking WAIT till you see the amazing graphics...just fucking wait

#1- I just said GEARS 2 is the BEST fucking playing and looking game of the year....better than any PS3 game. And there are some damn good PS3 games, I feel.

#2- FUCK YOU! I ain't no fan boy but this mother fucking game looks like nothing you've ever played...and you can hold me to that when this thing hits and when they start showing gameplay footage. It looks like a painting come to life- it's THAT good looking..

If I didn't tell you he was commenting on his recent trip to Sony Santa-Monica Studios, to take a look at God of War III, would you have had a damned clue what the imbecile was talking about? It's sad, when your remarks made to the press and public are linguistically outstripped by the comments posted below it.

"I'll wager sixty finest English pence that you defeat Big Sister in the end by shagging her to death."

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Jaffe's like a big kid... and he's a nice guy. One of the reasons i like him is because he doesn't give a shit about whether a game sells well. He's in it because he loves videogames.

Does he often sound like a complete moron who wouldn't pass his 11+? Yes, but his hearts in the right place.

David Jaffe is very much like Cliff Bleszinski. Child-like but cool.

Nitro


Jaffe's like a big kid... and he's a nice guy. One of the reasons i like him is because he doesn't give a shit about whether a game sells well. He's in it because he loves videogames.

Does he often sound like a complete moron who wouldn't pass his 11+? Yes, but his hearts in the right place.

David Jaffe is very much like Cliff Bleszinski. Child-like but cool.

The difference being Cliffy B is useful.

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

Jaffe created god of war and twisted metal, nothing legendary but both fun good games.

immortaldanmx


The difference being Cliffy B is useful.

Maybe that should have been Mark Rein...

Well it doesn't take much to be more successful than you, making a living off repairing consoles and all.

Go to college, get a job, etc.   Might be able to drop the pirating shit too.

emofag


Well it doesn't take much to be more successful than you, making a living off repairing consoles and all.

Go to college, get a job, etc.   Might be able to drop the pirating shit too.

Butthurt fag is butthurt.

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

Go to college, get a job, etc.

I've been employed for the last six months, and am taking two college classes in my junior year of high school.

Where were you in high school? 

Locked in mom's basement, beating off to Bauhaus, whining that your weekend dad doesn't have an internet connection to troll Usenet with, I'd wager.

"I'll wager sixty finest English pence that you defeat Big Sister in the end by shagging her to death."

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So you are a 16 year old kid? lol.  Hook me up with your mom's #

Houses with a basements are for people who are poor and can't afford land space, my parents were not failures.  Does a pool house count though?

And Dan, it's sunday, shouldn't you be at your Klan meeting?

My age has never been a closely guarded secret. You appear to be the only person shocked that I'm underage.

Anyhow, I turn seventeen on Christmas. What are you getting me?

Houses with a basements are for people who are poor and can't afford land space, my parents were not failures.  Does a pool house count though?

Pool house, incest shack, call it what you will.

"I'll wager sixty finest English pence that you defeat Big Sister in the end by shagging her to death."

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Anyhow, I turn seventeen on Christmas. What are you getting me?

I knew it. Eddie is in fact Jesus.

And Dan, it's sunday, shouldn't you be at your Klan meeting?

No, dumbass, those are on Saturdays.

If you weren't such a noob and actually traveled you would know that nice houses in colder climates always have basements.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

locopuyo


If you weren't such a noob and actually traveled you would know that nice houses in colder climates always have basements.

I live in a suburb with mostly 4-6 bedroom houses and they all have basements. I always just sorta assumed basements were the norm.

And seriously, emo, is that the best you have? Unless stupid people are a race then Im not racist.

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

emofag


So you are a 16 year old kid? lol.  Hook me up with your mom's #

Houses with a basements are for people who are poor and can't afford land space, my parents were not failures.  Does a pool house count though?

And Dan, it's sunday, shouldn't you be at your Klan meeting?

I like you because i have an affinity for assholes... but we don't actually know an awful lot about you... and you've told us very little. Hell, we don't even know what you look like. Everybody else has posted their picture in the other forum. Do you look like the elephant man or something? Seriously, ...don't be shy...

Emo is a bit of an enigma.  He seems to have multiple personality disorder.  Even the scraps of information he has given about himself don't match well together.  He's by far the biggest elitist in these forums yet he made a very vocal case for socialism not too long ago.    He seems proud that he comes from wealthy parents, and understands the advantage this would bring him.  He recognizes social inequality yet he wears his supposed wealth like a badge of honour.  This brings me to the two things that bug me the most about him.  If he was raised from parents who had a home with a pool house then why the fuck would his first job be at Walmart?  Do you know how many upper class teenagers in the US work in retail, none.  You'd be lucky to find any spoiled 16 year old working at all let alone in some shit hole.  If I had kids and we lived in a pool house, they would not work in some shit minimum wage job to pay for college.  I would simply pay for their University and they would get their first job after graduation.  

This leaves me with two conclusions.  Either he's an extraodinary asshole verging on sadism, maybe repressed anger caused from his demented parents.  Some of his behaviour just seems like frustration, maybe sexual.  Or he's a compulsive liar, where next to nothing he has said about himself is factual. 

I tend to think he's just an asshole (American grade).  Either way he's entertaining. 

"This is sad. There's no other word for it. The person who invents a way to punch someone in the face over the Internet will make millions from the demand generated by people like this." Youtube comments

I've never worked at Walmart. 

I lived in NY (cold climate) for a long time with no basement, again they are for poor people.  Get a job and buy more square feet instead of going underground like an animal.

And my parents value work ethic, I am not to sit on my ass just because they own 7 or so businesses.  Which I couldn't work in as a teenager because you have to be 21+ to work in them anyway and scattered across different states and countries, by the time I was 21 I already was making more money than most of you will ever make so it was a moot point.

I am simply better than most people, get over it.

Pool house, incest shack, call it what you will.

Please.  That's ironic coming from a southern white (Redneck), my parents aren't even from the same continent, I am sorry your mother is also your aunt.

lol, you need to get out more.  Not everyone lives in tiny little 100 ft apartment buildings like you.  Have you even been in a house before?

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

I'm typing from one right now. 

Do you want pics of my house which you could not even hope to own until atleast your late 40's? Shall I commence the ownage?  You don't even have an apartment - you share one with a roommate, trash.

yeah send them.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

More effort and I will, it sounds like you've accepted you're trash already.

Over here we have a higher median income and much lower cost of living, but have fun in your tiny little corner or the world where people piss in the streets.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

MN is a backwater state actually, finding USB cable...

Guys, here are the pics of my apartment-slash-cubicle that I share with twelve roommates.






Anyway, pardon the dirty driveway and dead plants, it is such a pain having to move 3 cars in and out of my two garages, what with all the rain recently.  But I heard your mother was looking for employment, is she good at gardening too? Please let me know, you too Eddy.

Haha! Way to go! I black-out my fingers when I stroke my e-penis too.

Let's see a picture of you, and then we can talk game. Because to be quite honest, the lack of a picture speaks volumes more than any hideous photograph you could post.




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Please.  That's ironic coming from a southern white (Redneck)

I know you've been in Arizona for a bit, but bear with me when I remind you that Michigan is a little north of the Mason Dixon line.

You also misspelled my name, yet again. Y'know, why don't you just call me Will? You'll able to spell that I figure. Or, how about this? You can fly me down there with your exorbitant wealth. I can teach you how to spell, and in turn, you can carry me around on your shoulders for protection, as the other children point at your grotesque visage. It'll be like the book "freak the mighty", I promise.

"I'll wager sixty finest English pence that you defeat Big Sister in the end by shagging her to death."

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Thats the house down the street from his trailer.

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

But... wait...

I've figured it out...

3 cars

2 garages.

Lived in NY.

Distinct distaste for cellars.

Parents own 7 or so businesses

Fear of southern whites (Aryans)

you have to be 21+ to work in parent's businesses

...Your parents are the proprietors of a Hebrew strip-club?!

"I'll wager sixty finest English pence that you defeat Big Sister in the end by shagging her to death."

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/yawn

Go to your room, kiddies.

immortaldanmx


Thats the house down the street from his trailer.

Do you want a video of me entering the home?    Please children, you have nothing on me. 

How does it feel being inferior?

Come to my room, daddy.

"I'll wager sixty finest English pence that you defeat Big Sister in the end by shagging her to death."

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Will, come back to me when your net worth is higher than the price of my watch, thx.

And your name actually IS "Eddie" ?  Ed, Eddy, Eddie, whatever, are abbreviations for Edward or similar names, there is no incorrect spelling for that.  If the name on your actual birth certificate is "Eddie" then you need to kill yourself, and your parents.

Hahaha... see, i don't think his photos can be argued with. Granted there's no proof that he actually lives there but he obviously did take the photo and only a seriously sad fuck would take a picture of somebody elses house and claim it was theirs. I don't think emo is like that. I just think he's a proud asshole, and i like people like that.

I was hoping to see what you looked like though emo. I can't blame you wanting anonymity though. There are other posters here that took fucking forever to post pictures of themselves because they were private individuals and didn't like the idea of posting tons of shit about themselves online. It would just have been nice to put a face to the name... if you know what i mean. It doesn't mean shit to me though... i mean, you guys know more about me than most of the morons i see on a daily basis.

Your place looks kinda like the villa my parents have in Florida. It looks green though... which is a bit of an odd colour!?

emofag
 

Using the latest photo enhancing software I was able to get an image of emofag from the reflection on the house window.  

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Camera is charging up for video, I will be walking from outside into the house, you will get to see some of my fine wood furniture as well, I have a set of 4 imported chairs that were $3,500 per ^ ^

Pwnage inc.  poor fuckers.

_Majik_


Hahaha... see, i don't think his photos can be argued with. Granted there's no proof that he actually lives there but he obviously did take the photo and only a seriously sad fuck would take a picture of somebody elses house and claim it was theirs. I don't think emo is like that. I just think he's a proud asshole, and i like people like that.

I was hoping to see what you looked like though emo. I can't blame you wanting anonymity though. There are other posters here that took fucking forever to post pictures of themselves because they were private individuals and didn't like the idea of posting tons of shit about themselves online. It would just have been nice to put a face to the name... if you know what i mean. It doesn't mean shit to me though... i mean, you guys know more about me than most of the morons i see on a daily basis.

Your place looks kinda like the villa my parents have in Florida. It looks green though... which is a bit of an odd colour!?

It's like light brown, kneeling yellow.  The camera makes it look like that, as you can tell by the resolution it's a crap camera, the images aren't even cropped, that is its native resolution.  The ceilings are also more of a dark brown, the camera makes them look kind of red.

let's see the cars

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

One thing at a time Locopuyo, one thing at a time.

You know things have gone to shit when you're proud of how many garages and chairs you own.

Lol, we know youre poor, youre a socialist. We want a pic of you, holding proof, then a pic of you going in your house. Then pictures of pictures hanging on the wall in your house.

Youre a disgusting poor socialist, who also has a hard-on for Loco's ill-dressed ass.

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

I already said I'm making a video, it's coming, stfu.

Speaking of pictures hanging on the wall, I just bought a new set of fine paintings a couple of weeks ago and haven't hanged them yet, they are sitting in one of the empty rooms, what a perfect opportunity to show them :)

Guys, here are the pics of my apartment-slash-cubicle that I share with twelve roommates.

The last part of that statement pretty much killed any argument you have. You share an apartment with twelve people that is smaller than my parents house(which has two garages that are big enough for a total of 6 cars), who have one kid. Between twelve people I would hope you could afford payments on a nice apartment and luxury goods. Bravo.

It was a joke, retard.  A reference to locopuyo who shares an apartment with a roommate.  Wow, just wow.

And I don't care what your parents have, pussy.