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Debut trailer for Uwe Boll's own Game... - Sep 18, 2008 07:00
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/40152.aspx

...Did you honestly expect anything worthwhile?


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Re:Debut trailer for Uwe Boll's own Game... - Sep 18, 2008 21:24
Well, I did ask for a resurgence in 'Nam games...

"Tunnel Rats! Ten miles of tunnel! One texture!"
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Re:Debut trailer for Uwe Boll's own Game... - Sep 18, 2008 21:39
I have a strange urge to commit suicide.
I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

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Re:Debut trailer for Uwe Boll's own Game... - Sep 18, 2008 23:24
All man This is off the chain. Tunnel shooting at its finest.

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Re:Debut trailer for Uwe Boll's own Game... - Sep 19, 2008 01:00
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Re:Debut trailer for Uwe Boll's own Game... - Sep 19, 2008 02:15
Fuck all you haters ... I cant wait for the game and the tie in movie ..


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Re:Debut trailer for Uwe Boll's own Game... - Sep 19, 2008 07:07
The man's a genius.  Seriously.

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Re:Debut trailer for Uwe Boll's own Game... - Sep 19, 2008 07:22
While the tunnel gameplay looks awful, I think the part after it doesn't look half bad from a graphical point of view. It looks better than some of the more high budget games like Vegas 2 or Conflict.

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Re:Debut trailer for Uwe Boll's own Game... - Sep 19, 2008 13:09
Evilkiller


While the tunnel gameplay looks awful, I think the part after it doesn't look half bad from a graphical point of view. It looks better than some of the more high budget games like Vegas 2 or Conflict.


What are you watching? All the textures look flat and lo-res.
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Re:Debut trailer for Uwe Boll's own Game... - Sep 19, 2008 15:49
So the game is almost finished and it looks like that?


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Re:Debut trailer for Uwe Boll's own Game... - Sep 19, 2008 21:34

While the tunnel gameplay looks awful, I think the part after it doesn't look half bad from a graphical point of view. It looks better than some of the more high budget games like Vegas 2 or Conflict.


Vegas was uninspired, not particularly ugly. Conflict? Eidos would be smart to kick SCi the fuck out for their performance with the Conflict series. Comparing this piece of trash to that piece of trash doesn't make it any better, does it?

Visibly sluggish framerate, with nothing going on on screen.
Abysmal gun and hand modeling.
Laughable gun noises.
Awful AI.
Chunky, static, non-natural linear jungle levels.
Terrible flame and explosion effects.

There's nothing redeeming whatsoever about Tunnel Rats, and I'll put money on that.
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Re:Debut trailer for Uwe Boll's own Game... - Sep 19, 2008 21:59
pre-ordered
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Re:Debut trailer for Uwe Boll's own Game... - Sep 19, 2008 22:37

pre-ordered


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