Oreos

Why didn' t anybody tell me that these little cookies are sublime?

Ah, Oreos aren' t that big in the UK are they? Blasphemy I say!

Between my dad and myself, we can polish off a good sleeve by our lonesomes (I think there' s around fifty in a package). They' re fantastic in milk, but ten times better in ice-cream or shakes. The worst bit is what they do to your teeth though. I have to get a toothpick, some floss, or sit there looking like a chimp trying to get it out of my teeth with my gums.

I' m not a fan.

XBL Gamertag: Rampage99

" Basically, pollute the air all you want, your just speeding up the inevitable. Our future generations are f*cked as it is and there' s really nothing we can do about it. Have a nice day "

Oreos are awesome... I tried them when I were in the US last year... Make the danish cookies taste like dishwater

some people dip them in penut butter. I was a skeptic but after I tried it it was pretty good.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

i dont really like biscuits.... never had an oreo though...

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

i dont really like biscuits.... never had an oreo though...

lol, you Europeans and your " biscuits"

what the hell am i supposed to call it?

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

Well, they do say that Oreos are milk' s favorite cookie.

" I' m not a fan."

I don' t like store bought cookies, or store bought treats in general. If I' m going to eat something that will destroy my health it better be ***ing good. Speaking of biscuits though, that' s something I do like, warm, melting butter served next to some maple syrup for dipping.


In the english language this is what a buiscuit looks like:


" Buiscuit" is also french for " cookie" , that' s why people get confused.

Haven' t they just launched Oreo' s in the UK, I keep seeing adverts for them, might get some tonight


BTW Agent that is a picture of a Scone which is apparently ' bread' !!!!!!

Scone?

Fucking Europeans...

Wow. I never really thought about the fact that they don' t really have Oreos all over the world! Yeah, they' re the bomb!

Oreo shakes are good, although they have like 50 million calories.

I haven' t eaten oreos by themselves in years, I don' t eat shit like that. And don' t eat American junk food unless you want to become another obesity statistic.

ORIGINAL: emofag

Oreo shakes are good, although they have like 50 million calories.

I got one at TGI' s the other night. One of the best shakes i' ve ever had.

Scone?

***ing Europeans...

It gets me too. In some parts of the UK a muffin is a teacake and it' s just bread... but elsewhere it' s an actual cake (like a chocolate chip muffin). Muffin, teacake, barm cake, bap... different names for the same thing.

Scones are what you call biscuits and biscuits are what you call cookies. However, while you guys call all biscuits cookies, we only really call biscuits that contain chocolate chips and the like cookies.

So:

Biscuit...



Cookie...



Jaffa Cake...

ORIGINAL: alijay034

Haven' t they just launched Oreo' s in the UK, I keep seeing adverts for them, might get some tonight

In general, but Sainsburys has stocked them for a while.

custard creams > oreos

thats it im out of this thread, buscuits suck period.

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

While we' re on the subject of american foods that will most likely cut off a good 10 years of your life, I remember a friend of mine use to live in Germany and when she came to America she tried pie for the first time. Is there anyone on here that has never heard of pie?

No, but I' m stealing your stolen topic.

Oreo pie.

Heavy crust, ice cream, chocolate pudding, tons of Oreos on top, plenty of frozen cool-whip.

ORIGINAL: mastachefbkw

Is there anyone on here that has never heard of pie?

Meat pie?

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Meat pie?

I was thinking something more like this.

Those are tarts.

Pies are covered on top, tarts are not

You have two pictures of a pie, but no apple pie. Wtf is wrong with you chef? Strawberry pie? GTFO!

Strawberry-Rhubarb pie rips apple. Hands-down, no-questions-asked.

Those are tarts.

Pies are covered on top, tarts are not

" Tart:

A tart is a pastry dish, usually sweet, that is a type of pie with an open top that is not covered with pastry."

Source

I' ve never heard of a sweet potato tart or a pumpkin tart.

I' ve never seen a sweet potato pie or a pumpkin pie with a pastry top.

You have two pictures of a pie, but no apple pie. Wtf is wrong with you chef? Strawberry pie? GTFO!

lmao, I was thinking the same thing, but the strawberry and pumpkin " tarts" were the only ones I saw on the first page of a google images search. Apple totally deserves its spot as the dominant pie.

one time I ate a whole bag of oreo' s and I was really sick and it gave me diarrea. God it was awfull. I will never do something like that. The problem is that i have some really bad sweet cravings.

dude wtf who eats meat pie? Gross dude.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Your mom seems to like the meat.

ORIGINAL: Agent Ghost

Your mom seems to like the meat.

She likes it when I eat her meatpie.

Anyway, meatpies are like beef patties. Just because it has the word pie in it doesn' t mean they are mixing sugary CAKE with beef, that' s not what a meatpie is.

Sometimes they have potatoes and other vegetables mixed in with them. I prefer Salmon pie.

Meat pies are fantastic. I prefer pasties though for portability.

ORIGINAL: Eddie_the_Hated

Meat pies are fantastic. I prefer pasties though for portability.

Pasties are the sh*t!

XBL Gamertag: Rampage99

" Basically, pollute the air all you want, your just speeding up the inevitable. Our future generations are f*cked as it is and there' s really nothing we can do about it. Have a nice day "

I seem to recall an old PC game which took place in a kind of Mad Max-inspired world that had a quote, " Time to die, meat pie."

Well I have to say Oreos are good in moderation and oreo pie is good, strawberry-rhubarb pie is the best pie ever. And you people need to get over the whole name thing, I mean I could start calling a pie something weird and if it caught on then you could argue about that, but whatever pictures are universal. Emo nobody likes you, so leave us statistics alone. New guy Shin_Ishikawa there are a lot of things wrong with you, please don' t share all of them with us.

Emo nobody likes you, so leave us statistics alone. New guy Shin_Ishikawa there are a lot of things wrong with you, please don' t share all of them with us.

Someone seems a bit pushy considering he hasn' t been here in weeks.

ORIGINAL: Torr
New guy Shin_Ishikawa there are a lot of things wrong with you, please don' t share all of them with us.

What is wrong with me?

Original: Shin_Ishikawa

yeah I have try looking at some girls panties like the DOA girls and ashley from resident evil 4. I one time jerk off on their name! lol

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Eddie helped me a with shin and as for me being pushy, I just call them as I see them and hey I hadn' t welcomed emo back yet.

Home made apple pies are fucking epic
Though i personally always make the pies with a top on them, so they aren' t tarts
And yeah.. i' m not a big fan of meat pies, though they are popular over here, i prefer pasties