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Eargasm! - Mar 27, 2008 21:26


does anyone else kinda like that feeling when you clean your ears?
>_>



I sometimes get the urge to just.. clean my ears out. Yes, i know this makes me creepy. I doubt i' m alone in this though!
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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 27, 2008 21:30
...I' m not even going to comment on that...and just so you don' t take it the wrong way. No I don' t have that feeling at all.
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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 27, 2008 21:31
Oh, so your an ' in the closet' ear cleaner? :P
Regardless, the third picture in that set is just.. priceless.
I cant look at it and not laugh.

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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 27, 2008 21:42

does anyone else kinda like that feeling when you clean your ears?
>_>



I sometimes get the urge to just.. clean my ears out. Yes, i know this makes me creepy. I doubt i' m alone in this though!


Your definetly not the only one,

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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 27, 2008 22:06
sadly enough, if anyone took a picture of me while doing it, the cartoon would probably be pretty accurate. xD

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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 27, 2008 22:33
Now is it just me...or don' t " normal" people do like one at a time instead of messing around in both at the same time???
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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 27, 2008 22:43
but it just feels so good

hahaha

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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 27, 2008 23:35
Welcome to the forums Kitten! I gotta say... this is an interesting first thread... but at least you' re not a spammer.

I' m not sure I follow you guys on this thing. It' s like brushing your teeth, clipping your nails and combing your hair... do it, or become a worthless social outcast shunted to the fringe of society.

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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 28, 2008 01:28
Thanks? At least its not boring ' i' ve read this a thousand times' kinda thread. :D

And well.. maybe us special few just have sensitive ears then. I dunno.. it just feels damned good xD

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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 28, 2008 02:14
I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

I hear those things are bad for your ears somehow anyway.
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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 28, 2008 02:39
Sometimes while cleaning my ears, it feels good and I just wanna jam the entire thing in my ear!!
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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 28, 2008 02:49
I' ve reached climax before. Beware tho it becomes an addiction soon you' ll be shoving dirt in there just to make them messy. The urge will come at random moments. You' ll be in an office meeting then wam " May I be excused" they' ll find you layed out in the restroom floor Q tip still in ear...sick utterly sick ...seek help here:
1-900-QTIPPED

Slang terms include but not limited to. Tipping, Popping Q' s, Being with a QT, Chasing the White tipped rabbit, etc etc

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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 28, 2008 04:35
Try cleaning both ears at the same time.

Also don' t cheap put on the brand either, Q-tips or none at all.

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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 28, 2008 04:46
Try dipping them in hot water before the deed, its delightful!

I think maybe vaseline.

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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 28, 2008 07:34
Try cleaning them while checking out a Victoria' s Secret catalog OR old issues of Gamefan or Sega Saturn/Dreamcast magazine
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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 28, 2008 07:36

Dreamcast magazine

I' ve got the original issue. Mint condition. It stays in it' s little plastic baggie, with a big " no fapping" sign posted overhead.

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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 28, 2008 11:50

I sometimes get the urge to just.. clean my ears out. Yes, i know this makes me creepy. I doubt i' m alone in this though!


I don' t get the urge to clean them. But once I start doing them, I just can' t stop. It feels...nice


I' ve got the original issue. Mint condition. It stays in it' s little plastic baggie, with a big " no fapping" sign posted overhead.


Now, that' s what I call a true DreamCaster!

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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 28, 2008 15:44


ORIGINAL: Eddie_the_Hated


Dreamcast magazine

I' ve got the original issue. Mint condition. It stays in it' s little plastic baggie, with a big " no fapping" sign posted overhead.



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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 28, 2008 16:17


ORIGINAL: Chimura


I sometimes get the urge to just.. clean my ears out. Yes, i know this makes me creepy. I doubt i' m alone in this though!


I don' t get the urge to clean them. But once I start doing them, I just can' t stop. It feels...nice



You should seriously try doing both at the same time! Ahahahahaha.
But hell yeah it feels nice. Its not just me.

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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 28, 2008 18:14
It doesn' t feel good, but I sometimes get the urge to jam a cutip into my eardum...

I even try it sometimes, and have to stop myself from doing it before I suddenly go deaf. [:' (]

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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 28, 2008 18:22
try using your wrong hand too. i.e. using left hand to stick it in right ear - you can find new places to stimulate.

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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 28, 2008 18:57
Seriously all you earfreaks...I swear that' s just sick... ruined my lunch now thaks Ornodeal
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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 28, 2008 19:10


ORIGINAL: Ornodeal

try using your wrong hand too. i.e. using left hand to stick it in right ear - you can find new places to stimulate.



Ooh, i' ll try that tonight!
Bahahaha, and Demonoroth, unless your eating mashed potato with cheese.. i don' t see how ear stimulation could ruin it.

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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 28, 2008 19:12

Seriously all you earfreaks...I swear that' s just sick... ruined my lunch now thaks Ornodeal


It could be worse. It could be their noses...

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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 28, 2008 20:12
or anuses?

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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 28, 2008 21:16
or hey! Why not just go for all of the above.

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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 28, 2008 21:27
Mmmmm, ....anuses....

Heh, it' s a good thing Ginjirou stopped posting! He' d have been telling us how dangerous anal sex is at this point...

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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 28, 2008 22:22
This morning, while waiting for the elevator, the inner part of my ear was itching so I began scratching it with my pinky finger. It felt OH SO GOOD, I just wanted to jam my entire pinky finger in my ear!
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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 28, 2008 23:10
1900QTIPPED

You' re not alone terry we can help you.

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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 28, 2008 23:12

1900QTIPPED

You' re not alone terry we can help you.


But do I really want to be helped??
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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 28, 2008 23:16
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 29, 2008 01:03
You are all SO lucky. Since I started using in-ear-headphones a few years ago my ears have become far less sensitive...using a Q-tip leads to no stimulation at all =/

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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 29, 2008 05:49
Oh you poor poor person. D:
None at all?
I' m sure of you just.. dont use those earphones for a week it will come back. XD

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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 29, 2008 05:54
You' re an enabler!!!!

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RE: Eargasm! - Mar 29, 2008 06:10
:O

*cough cough* *shifty eyes*

Slander. I' d never do such a thing.