Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!!

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Eddie_the_Hated
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Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!! - Mar 23, 2008 13:50
Eat ethnic food until looking at your hideously gluttonous visage in the mirror becomes unbearable, go to church if that' s your thing, pick up contact from the homeless man toking up at the parade, I don' t care.

At any rate, Happy Easter guys.

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RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!! - Mar 23, 2008 14:10
You too Eddy. Same to all of you guys

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RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!! - Mar 23, 2008 20:43
Happy Easter! Mine already is off to a pretty bad start thanks to my brother. My parents bought my family a 360 and he got pissed because he wanted one for himself. He' s 16 and he threw a fit talking about how stupid it was to buy the family one because he' ll never get to use it. I wanted to punch his face in. In fact I' m still thinking about it.
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Eddie_the_Hated
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RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!! - Mar 24, 2008 01:01
Nah, long lasting deformities don' t do anybody any good.

If the kid wants an Xbox, let him work for it himself. He' s 16, he can work almost anywhere now.

I never understood people who were just handed things.

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RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!! - Mar 24, 2008 02:08

Happy Easter! Mine already is off to a pretty bad start thanks to my brother. My parents bought my family a 360 and he got pissed because he wanted one for himself. He' s 16 and he threw a fit talking about how stupid it was to buy the family one because he' ll never get to use it. I wanted to punch his face in. In fact I' m still thinking about it.


Drug him and ship him to Africa while he' s unconscious. Send him to the slave trade for a few years, it' ll be good for him. I can' t stand spoiled brats who expect something for nothing. I wouldn' t worry about it too much though, he' ll probably be better once he starts to work.

Im having a good Easter so far, I stayed up last night ' till 7:30AM and just got up now at 1:30pm. We' re making a marinated roast beef of sorts, not sure what we' re serving this with. We have stawberries for desert.

I just bought Crysis yesterday, WOW is the only way I can use to describe it. I haven' t played too much, but so far I' m really impressed. Not just by the graphics but the game is actually fun. I' ll talk more about it later.

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Joe Redifer
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RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!! - Mar 24, 2008 03:38
What does Easter celebrate again? Isn' t it something like Jesus' bahmitzfah?

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RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!! - Mar 24, 2008 04:04
Its something to do with giant rabbits who produce chocolate eggs.


My parents bought my family a 360 and he got pissed because he wanted one for himself.


What would he do if they bought him a lexus?

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RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!! - Mar 24, 2008 06:21
Happy Easter indeed. I celebrate the rabbit more than the J-man, but that' s cuz I' m a soulless atheist. JK though, to everyone there own, and I hope everyone has a good weekend.

So far mine has gone pretty damn well. Went to the mountains on Friday with some buddies and had a blast. Sunny and +2 Celsius with a fresh dump of snow the night before. Couldn' t have asked for a better day, well, I wish I hadn' t been so hungover in the morning, but that was my own fault. My family isn' t all in town until tomorrow so I won' t be doing the easter dinner until Monday, but it should be good.

Have fun everyone, and party hardy.

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RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!! - Mar 27, 2008 18:07
When easter eggs hatch:
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-easter-egg-birds.jpg
For some reason it makes me laugh every time

On a side note; something about peeling the aluminium skin off a chocolate animal before either crushing it into a bowl, or just biting its head off then and there, i find kinda relaxing and enjoyable, besides the fact that its chocolate.

Hope you all had a good easter.

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RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!! - Mar 27, 2008 18:51
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Eddie_the_Hated
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RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!! - Mar 28, 2008 00:09
I got jelly beans... I hate jelly beans...

On the upside though, I ate enough pork roast, mashed potatoes and green beans to paralyze a moose, and almost justified it by a hard workout the day before, and after.

What' d y' all do?

kitten
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RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!! - Mar 28, 2008 01:24

I ate enough pork roast, mashed potatoes and green beans to paralyze a moose


bahahahaha that just made my morning. thank you.


for easter.. i.. got up early to go to a deviantart meetup...
then went around to a friends house and watched movies.
:D

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RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!! - Mar 28, 2008 11:41

What' d y' all do?


Got drunk.

Chimura
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RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!! - Mar 28, 2008 11:48

Got drunk.


Duff, you must had been a happy man on easter All I did was watch my clothes dry... it was laundry day

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RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!! - Mar 28, 2008 17:47
What, was Easter earely this year or something?

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RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!! - Mar 28, 2008 19:15
tss.. they were selling hot cross buns here from january fucking first. Yes, new years morning they started stocking them. XD

Eddie_the_Hated
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RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!! - Mar 28, 2008 23:17

What, was Easter earely this year or something?

Yeah. Really early. Last Sunday early.

I still have no clue how they calculate it, ' cept that it changes every year.

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RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!! - Mar 28, 2008 23:32
They probably just pick a date at random. Just like they did with every holiday.

Chimura
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RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!! - Mar 29, 2008 02:37

Yeah. Really early. Last Sunday early.

I still have no clue how they calculate it, ' cept that it changes every year.


Bunch of dates on a dart board


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RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!! - Mar 29, 2008 04:19


Bunch of dates on a dart board
Thats a way to solve everyone' s problems.