Mobility Scooter Hit & Run - Serious Business!

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Mobility Scooter Hit & Run - Serious Business! - Feb 03, 2008 07:12
Old woman gets hit by old man driving a mobility scooter... old man drives off, leave old lady with broken leg and wrist...

When i' m old enough to have a mobility scooter... i' m going to knock every motherfucker on the pavement out of my god damn way!

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RE: Mobility Scooter Hit & Run - Serious Business! - Feb 03, 2008 21:29
8 mph and it causes this to happen, you know what they are as dangerous as kids in the in the supermarket wearing those fucking heeley shoes, they should be banned!!!!

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RE: Mobility Scooter Hit & Run - Serious Business! - Feb 04, 2008 02:40

, you know what they are as dangerous as kids in the in the supermarket wearing those ***ing heeley shoes, they should be banned!!!!


Kids wearing Heelys should be caned. Just my honest opinion.


When i' m old enough to have a mobility scooter... i' m going to knock every mother***er on the pavement out of my god damn way!

Screw that, when I' m old enough to have a mobility scooter, I' ll sell my house, car and all my scrips, buy a Ducati and drive it headlong into a shopping-mall.

None of this namby-pamby motor-scooter crap.
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RE: Mobility Scooter Hit & Run - Serious Business! - Feb 04, 2008 02:49


ORIGINAL: Eddie_the_Hated

None of this namby-pamby motor-scooter crap.


Uh huh, ....it' s a Ducati Eddie... not a Ducotti.

And mobility scooters own. The simple fact that you can drive them on the pavement legally elevates them above everything else. The 8mph thing is a problem though...

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RE: Mobility Scooter Hit & Run - Serious Business! - Feb 04, 2008 02:54
Yeah, it didn' t look right, & I went & looked ' em up right before you posted.


And mobility scooters own. The simple fact that you can drive them on the pavement legally elevates them above everything else. The 8mph thing is a problem though...

Illegal aftermarket motor scooter modifications... <grins at the thought of nitrous on a mobility scooter>

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RE: Mobility Scooter Hit & Run - Serious Business! - Feb 04, 2008 03:00
You can get mobility scooters on the National Health System. Maybe i could fake some sort of leg disability to get one... then add knives and shit. I' d probably up the wheel count from 4 to 6 too...

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RE: Mobility Scooter Hit & Run - Serious Business! - Feb 04, 2008 03:31
Meh, forget knives. If you' re going to put anything bladed on your scooter, a pike or something man.

How about frickin' lazers?

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RE: Mobility Scooter Hit & Run - Serious Business! - Feb 04, 2008 21:11
But with a lazer your running into issues with power to weight ratio' s and the like. Just stick twin gatling guns on it and then wathc the Heeley wearing little bastards run,stumble and get crushed....fucking heeley' s whoever invented them should be stripped naked and be forced to heeley around the world

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RE: Mobility Scooter Hit & Run - Serious Business! - Feb 05, 2008 07:45
Shop keepers should keep 4 foot rattan rods behind their counters to cane any child wearing Heelys. Just my opinion though.

One of these bad boys up front aught to do.

Edit: Better yet, you got me searching for vids of my favorite heavy weaponry. A Phalanx would probably be better. The thing fires rounds so fast it sounds like the hum of a motorbike.
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