Man Caught Screwing His Bicycle - Now a Registered Sex-Offender

Apologies for the long thread title, but I don' t think I could really do it justice any other way.

Bike+Beer+Lube=Baaaad

He' s bicycexual.... If he likes training wheels, he' d be tricycexual.

"This is sad. There's no other word for it. The person who invents a way to punch someone in the face over the Internet will make millions from the demand generated by people like this." Youtube comments

ORIGINAL: Agent Ghost

He' s bicycexual.... If he likes training wheels, he' d be tricycexual.

Obviously he is a sex offender,since its offensive to have sex public.
Yes,its not allowed to jerk off out in the street,or on something public.

Even if you break 2 legs from a crab it still runs!
What you gotta do is find its weak spot and do massive damage at it.

He was making love to it in his locked apartment.

I still can' t comprehend how you would go about doing that..

Anyone know if the bike is pressing charges?

"This is sad. There's no other word for it. The person who invents a way to punch someone in the face over the Internet will make millions from the demand generated by people like this." Youtube comments

It was consentual...very few bikes get any further then dry humping so yeah the bike was a more then willing participant in this ordeal...

I myself would like to go after all the bikes that have touched me inappropriatly since childhood. All I wanted was a partner to help me get places...all it wanted was for me to " get around" in the explicit sence of the meaning...

He' s bicycexual... . If he likes training wheels, he' d be tricycexual.

LOL, I' ve been laughing at this for like 10 solid minutes.

Guess I haven' t gone out enough if I had never seen this sort of thing... I wonder if it was a reciprocal thing? Maybe the bike like it that way?

LOL, I' ve been laughing at this for like 10 solid minutes.

There was a skit in Monty Python where they talked about having a joke that would be deadly. Where they could literally make someone laugh to death. The idea was that the military could use it.
EDIT: I found it
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=LhmnOpoGAPw


I' ve been trying to kill you guys for years trying to put together such a joke. 10 minutes is good but I figure I need to make some one laugh for a few hours straight to enduce cardiac arrest. I' m still working on it.

"This is sad. There's no other word for it. The person who invents a way to punch someone in the face over the Internet will make millions from the demand generated by people like this." Youtube comments

great things from small beginnings, or something like that