It' s not irrelevant, our circumstances are the basis of everything we are.

So this afternoon I got a phone call from the she-devil, with news that they received the results of the paternity test. She asked me if I wanted to go over to see the results in person, I said " *** that, just tell me over the phone, I' m already going nuts waiting." I was so anxious I was shaking, and close to fainting.

The verdict:

NEGATIVE! YES! YES! WOOOOOT! LMAO!
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD78-CCPhAQ&feature=related

Awesome, congrats.

I may as well tell you now Agent but as a gift for christmas I uh wne tahead and swapped the results for ya there...yup. Happy Holidays.

Grats Agent!

Congrats dude

Congrats ..... The holidays will now be happy for you i suppose ..

LOL at the video. I love his dance.

Glad to hear your not a dad Agent. yet.

The holidays will now be happy for you I suppose.

No, I' ve always hated the holidays. Corporate bullshit, bad music and such. Maybe it' s the whole season, I hate winter. Christams day isn' t bad. However, two weeks ago we just got the largest snowfall in 40 years for the month of December. This coming from a guy who lives in one of the snowiest cities on the planet. I don' t even want to think about what Janurary and Feburary will be like.

I can' t complain too much though. Some people have it much worse than I do. Like that poor fukc that has an 8 month old child (he just doesn' t know it yet) lol. I' m so relieved I' m giddy.

Congrats

Thx. The moral of the story is that if you' re going drink yourself silly at a party, it' s a really bad idea to share a tent with a hot chick. Although I would recommend these separately. I always use a rubber, but when you' re wasted it' s so easy to use a defective condom without noticing.

I always use a rubber, but when you' re wasted it' s so easy to use a defective condom without noticing.

Or not use one at all.

Anyway, I am glad for you Agent, even if you say you despise the holiday season, I know you took a breath of relief there.

Glad to hear everything worked out.

Wow dude sorry I didn' t post here earlier. Awesome news. Can' t wait to be on XBL at the same time as you to congratulate you in person(so to speak) it seems like you haven' t been on at the same time as me since Christmas Eve.

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Wow dude sorry I didn' t post here earlier. Awesome news. Can' t wait to be on XBL at the same time as you to congratulate you in person(so to speak) it seems like you haven' t been on at the same time as me since Christmas Eve.

He' s purposefully avoiding you.