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nekkid_monkey

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RE: Only in America - Jun 14, 2007 22:38


ORIGINAL: ginjirou

Sex should be forbidden because it allows complete morons to have fun and reproduce at the same time.



I want that quote on a t-shirt.
Torr

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RE: Only in America - Jun 16, 2007 00:24
So just because stupid are having that means you should make everyone miserable, you' re a ***ing idiot or gay!

I think there should be an IQ equivalent of one of those poles at amusement parks like " must be this tall to ride" it should be " must be this smart to f***" .








Eddie_the_Hated

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RE: Only in America - Jun 16, 2007 05:42
The problem with that is that in reality the dumb folks are the ones with the long " amusement poles" .
Nitro

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RE: Only in America - Jun 16, 2007 05:56


ORIGINAL: Eddie_the_Hated

The problem with that is that in reality the dumb folks are the ones with the long " amusement poles" .








ginjirou

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RE: Only in America - Jun 16, 2007 07:42
Yes, Nitro. That means you are very, very intelligent. No need to hide it
emofag

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RE: Only in America - Jun 17, 2007 19:11
The severity of penalties varies by state and even then can vary by city/towns within states, I' ve had friends caught with large amounts of narcotics and they get a slap in the wrist, some crappy fine and maybe have to take a class about drugs & alcohol, but you also hear of guys going to jail and getting ridiculous fines because cops found a couple of marijuana seeds in their cars.

The 17 year old being sent to jail is ridiculous, guys usually have sex with younger females, there isn' t anything out of the ordinary if he wants to bang a 15 year old, I' d be more concerned if he was banging his 30 year old teacher.
< Message edited by emofag -- 17 Jun 07 11:15:42 >
Eddie_the_Hated

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RE: Only in America - Jun 18, 2007 10:20

Yes, Nitro. That means you are very, very intelligent. No need to hide it
Bringing others down to bring yourself up? Whatever gets you off I guess.
Mass X

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RE: Only in America - Jun 18, 2007 10:45
In that case I' d like to declare at this point in time and from now on that I am the dumbest fuck on the planet. Spread the word, make sure to include the above context.

Ohh dammit nevermind I' m not that dumb I guess...
Eddie_the_Hated

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RE: Only in America - Jun 19, 2007 00:35
Huh?
Torr

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RE: Only in America - Jun 20, 2007 10:23

The problem with that is that in reality the dumb folks are the ones with the long " amusement poles" .


Hey I resent that. And the only reason I resent that is because it' s true and from now on I will stop having eddie write my posts and they will be more like this:


Uhhhhhhhhhh................................ Halo 3 HUH...........................................



OK screw it I can' t write like that( and eddie so doesn' t write my posts) but you know I' ve found a motto to live by:
You don' t gotta be hung if you can tongue.(and if you can' t do either your f***ed)
nekkid_monkey

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RE: Only in America - Jun 20, 2007 10:34
Woohooo, thank god i' m half retarded.



BTW, tiny penises aren' t exclusive to the smart guys. I' ve seen tiny penises on all sorts of guys.



Hmmmmm,that didn' t come out right.


< Message edited by nekkid_monkey -- 20 Jun 07 2:38:32 >
mastachefbkw

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RE: Only in America - Jun 20, 2007 11:38
locopuyo

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RE: Only in America - Jun 20, 2007 14:07
It probably follows the ration of height:length more than it does intelligence:length
Nitro

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RE: Only in America - Jun 20, 2007 18:53
Big feet.
ginjirou

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RE: Only in America - Jun 20, 2007 20:18
I' ve read somewhere that penis size isn' t related to the size of any other body part.

And that men who watch porn showing men with the women has better sperm than those who watch porn showing only women.
< Message edited by ginjirou -- 20 Jun 07 12:19:38 >
Eddie_the_Hated

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RE: Only in America - Jun 20, 2007 22:00
It' s your bodies reaction to seeing another man getting what you' re not on a subconcious level. Your body gets competitive without you even realising it.

I had an entire semester-course on that kind of stuff! Only interesting class I' ve ever taken.
locopuyo

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RE: Only in America - Jun 21, 2007 06:08
homework lol
Eddie_the_Hated

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RE: Only in America - Jun 22, 2007 09:30
homework ftw
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