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Eddie_the_Hated

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Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Nov 28, 2008 07:51
I fail to see why I am not an industry insider, who's opinion is broadcast over hundreds of gaming news sites, blogs, and RSS feeds. Moreover, I fail to see why some people still regard him as anything more than comic relief, in the same vein as Kutaragi and Dyack.

Just look at this...


a- HOLY HOLY HOLY FUCKING HELL!!!!

b- I thought GEARS OF WARS 2 looked about as good as a next-gen game could look....and that game is currently- and will probably remain- my game of the year. And hell, I think I actually get to vote on that kind of stuff in some circles :) And unless I get blown away by POP or something else I missed, GEARS 2 is the SHIT....this year. Dudes and dudettes, fucking WAIT till you see the amazing graphics...just fucking wait

#1- I just said GEARS 2 is the BEST fucking playing and looking game of the year....better than any PS3 game. And there are some damn good PS3 games, I feel.

#2- FUCK YOU! I ain't no fan boy but this mother fucking game looks like nothing you've ever played...and you can hold me to that when this thing hits and when they start showing gameplay footage. It looks like a painting come to life- it's THAT good looking..


If I didn't tell you he was commenting on his recent trip to Sony Santa-Monica Studios, to take a look at God of War III, would you have had a damned clue what the imbecile was talking about? It's sad, when your remarks made to the press and public are linguistically outstripped by the comments posted below it.
Nitro

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Nov 28, 2008 08:42
Jaffe's like a big kid... and he's a nice guy. One of the reasons i like him is because he doesn't give a shit about whether a game sells well. He's in it because he loves videogames.

Does he often sound like a complete moron who wouldn't pass his 11+? Yes, but his hearts in the right place.

David Jaffe is very much like Cliff Bleszinski. Child-like but cool.
immortaldanmx

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Nov 28, 2008 13:44
Nitro


Jaffe's like a big kid... and he's a nice guy. One of the reasons i like him is because he doesn't give a shit about whether a game sells well. He's in it because he loves videogames.

Does he often sound like a complete moron who wouldn't pass his 11+? Yes, but his hearts in the right place.

David Jaffe is very much like Cliff Bleszinski. Child-like but cool.


The difference being Cliffy B is useful.
Silentbomber

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Nov 28, 2008 14:02
Jaffe created god of war and twisted metal, nothing legendary but both fun good games.
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_Majik_

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Nov 28, 2008 14:12
immortaldanmx


The difference being Cliffy B is useful.


Maybe that should have been Mark Rein...
emofag

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Nov 30, 2008 04:17
Well it doesn't take much to be more successful than you, making a living off repairing consoles and all.

Go to college, get a job, etc.   Might be able to drop the pirating shit too.
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immortaldanmx

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Nov 30, 2008 15:20
emofag


Well it doesn't take much to be more successful than you, making a living off repairing consoles and all.

Go to college, get a job, etc.   Might be able to drop the pirating shit too.


Butthurt fag is butthurt.
Eddie_the_Hated

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Nov 30, 2008 17:52

Go to college, get a job, etc.

I've been employed for the last six months, and am taking two college classes in my junior year of high school.

Where were you in high school? 

Locked in mom's basement, beating off to Bauhaus, whining that your weekend dad doesn't have an internet connection to troll Usenet with, I'd wager.
emofag

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Nov 30, 2008 19:38
So you are a 16 year old kid? lol.  Hook me up with your mom's #

Houses with a basements are for people who are poor and can't afford land space, my parents were not failures.  Does a pool house count though?

And Dan, it's sunday, shouldn't you be at your Klan meeting?

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Eddie_the_Hated

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 02:06
My age has never been a closely guarded secret. You appear to be the only person shocked that I'm underage.

Anyhow, I turn seventeen on Christmas. What are you getting me?


Houses with a basements are for people who are poor and can't afford land space, my parents were not failures.  Does a pool house count though?

Pool house, incest shack, call it what you will.
mastachefbkw

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 03:00

Anyhow, I turn seventeen on Christmas. What are you getting me?
I knew it. Eddie is in fact Jesus.


And Dan, it's sunday, shouldn't you be at your Klan meeting?
No, dumbass, those are on Saturdays.
locopuyo

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 04:47
If you weren't such a noob and actually traveled you would know that nice houses in colder climates always have basements.
immortaldanmx

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 05:20
locopuyo


If you weren't such a noob and actually traveled you would know that nice houses in colder climates always have basements.


I live in a suburb with mostly 4-6 bedroom houses and they all have basements. I always just sorta assumed basements were the norm.

And seriously, emo, is that the best you have? Unless stupid people are a race then Im not racist.
_Majik_

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 08:26
emofag


So you are a 16 year old kid? lol.  Hook me up with your mom's #

Houses with a basements are for people who are poor and can't afford land space, my parents were not failures.  Does a pool house count though?

And Dan, it's sunday, shouldn't you be at your Klan meeting?


I like you because i have an affinity for assholes... but we don't actually know an awful lot about you... and you've told us very little. Hell, we don't even know what you look like. Everybody else has posted their picture in the other forum. Do you look like the elephant man or something? Seriously, ...don't be shy...
Agent Ghost

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 13:06
Emo is a bit of an enigma.  He seems to have multiple personality disorder.  Even the scraps of information he has given about himself don't match well together.  He's by far the biggest elitist in these forums yet he made a very vocal case for socialism not too long ago.    He seems proud that he comes from wealthy parents, and understands the advantage this would bring him.  He recognizes social inequality yet he wears his supposed wealth like a badge of honour.  This brings me to the two things that bug me the most about him.  If he was raised from parents who had a home with a pool house then why the fuck would his first job be at Walmart?  Do you know how many upper class teenagers in the US work in retail, none.  You'd be lucky to find any spoiled 16 year old working at all let alone in some shit hole.  If I had kids and we lived in a pool house, they would not work in some shit minimum wage job to pay for college.  I would simply pay for their University and they would get their first job after graduation.  

This leaves me with two conclusions.  Either he's an extraodinary asshole verging on sadism, maybe repressed anger caused from his demented parents.  Some of his behaviour just seems like frustration, maybe sexual.  Or he's a compulsive liar, where next to nothing he has said about himself is factual. 

I tend to think he's just an asshole (American grade).  Either way he's entertaining. 
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emofag

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 16:55
I've never worked at Walmart. 

I lived in NY (cold climate) for a long time with no basement, again they are for poor people.  Get a job and buy more square feet instead of going underground like an animal.

And my parents value work ethic, I am not to sit on my ass just because they own 7 or so businesses.  Which I couldn't work in as a teenager because you have to be 21+ to work in them anyway and scattered across different states and countries, by the time I was 21 I already was making more money than most of you will ever make so it was a moot point.

I am simply better than most people, get over it.


Pool house, incest shack, call it what you will.


Please.  That's ironic coming from a southern white (Redneck), my parents aren't even from the same continent, I am sorry your mother is also your aunt.
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locopuyo

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 16:58
lol, you need to get out more.  Not everyone lives in tiny little 100 ft apartment buildings like you.  Have you even been in a house before?
emofag

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 17:01
I'm typing from one right now. 

Do you want pics of my house which you could not even hope to own until atleast your late 40's? Shall I commence the ownage?  You don't even have an apartment - you share one with a roommate, trash.
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locopuyo

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 17:09
yeah send them.
emofag

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Re:Why Am I Less Successful Than David Jaffe? - Dec 01, 2008 17:21
More effort and I will, it sounds like you've accepted you're trash already.
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