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Alecrein

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Ways to spot Fanboys... - Nov 07, 2006 14:44
Just a fun little thread:

How to spot a Sony Fanboy.

Uses M$ to describe Microsoft.
Swears up and down GT is a better racing game compared to Forza.
Will not listen to logic or reason during a debate (not argument...though they can turn into one if there is a Sony Fanboy around).

How to spot a Nintendo Fanboy

Older and more mature...yet still living with their parents.
Swears up and down Mario is a better character compared to Sonic.
Won' t listen to Logic.

How to spot a Microsoft Fanboy.

All they say is " Halo is the greatest game ever" .
Claim they never owned a certain system, yet will still defend it (Just an inside joke F3, don' t hurt me :P)
Won' t listen to logic...unless bribed.

How to spot a LIFE Fanboy.

Claims all gamers are nerds...the end.

So, how do YOU spot a fanboy?
immortaldanmx

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RE: Ways to spot Fanboys... - Nov 08, 2006 01:29

How to spot a LIFE Fanboy.

Claims all gamers are nerds...the end.

and they still post in a video game forum...
JalleNalle

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RE: Ways to spot Fanboys... - Nov 08, 2006 02:40

How to spot a Nintendo Fanboy

Older and more mature..


That' s funny, Nintendo' s games are almost only 3+ games. Why would they be older and more mature, when the Sony games are mosly 16+ and 18+?
uumai

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RE: Ways to spot Fanboys... - Nov 08, 2006 03:44

ORIGINAL: JalleNalle


How to spot a Nintendo Fanboy

Older and more mature..


That' s funny, Nintendo' s games are almost only 3+ games. Why would they be older and more mature, when the Sony games are mosly 16+ and 18+?


Based on the assumption that nintendo fanboys became fanboys during the NES/Snes days I guess.

But damn you Alecrein, what about how to spot a Sega fanboy?!

They are the only ones worth caring about
< Message edited by uumai -- 7 Nov 06 19:45:25 >
Alecrein

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RE: Ways to spot Fanboys... - Nov 08, 2006 04:09


That' s funny, Nintendo' s games are almost only 3+ games. Why would they be older and more mature, when the Sony games are mosly 16+ and 18+?


Most Nintendo Fanboys originated after the arrival of the NES. Generally they would be older around now.

Alright Uumai I' ll try to whip something up.

How to spot a Sega Fanboy

If an argument is started between two fanboys the Sega Fanboy will give them both candy...while secretly planning the downfall of mankind.

Sonic is a god, regardless of his creators flaws every Sonic game is perfect (so they say).

They WILL listen to logic, but generally they will warp and bend it to their own will.

There ya have it, I' m sure you guys have other ideas for spotting them, so post away!
JalleNalle

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RE: Ways to spot Fanboys... - Nov 08, 2006 04:13


Most Nintendo Fanboys originated after the arrival of the NES. Generally they would be older around now.


Yeah, but still, why does sony fanboys attract yonger gamers than nintendo does.
Alecrein

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RE: Ways to spot Fanboys... - Nov 08, 2006 06:05
Because Sony is the " Now" As such a lot of younger teens are drawn to them...they think Sony is " cool" . To say the least, these statements are general and not to be taken seriously.
Bishonen

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RE: Ways to spot Fanboys... - Nov 08, 2006 07:04

How to spot a Sony Fanboy.

Uses M$ to describe Microsoft.
Swears up and down GT is a better racing game compared to Forza.
Will not listen to logic or reason during a debate (not argument...though they can turn into one if there is a Sony Fanboy around).


....the endless array of crap games like Scarface, Socom 3 and Pro Evolution 6 under their TV is also a dead give-away.....


How to spot a Nintendo Fanboy

Older and more mature...yet still living with their parents.
Swears up and down Mario is a better character compared to Sonic.
Won' t listen to Logic.


....i usually go by the visible gameboy stuck between their fat a$$-cheeks, whilst they wait in line at Burger King.......


How to spot a Microsoft Fanboy.

All they say is " Halo is the greatest game ever" .
Claim they never owned a certain system, yet will still defend it (Just an inside joke F3, don' t hurt me :P)
Won' t listen to logic...unless bribed.

...ask them who are the more skilled game developers, Japanese or Western.....
< Message edited by Bishonen -- 7 Nov 06 23:17:20 >
Nitro

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RE: Ways to spot Fanboys... - Nov 08, 2006 08:00

How to spot a Microsoft Fanboy.


All they say is " Halo is the greatest game ever" .
Claim they never owned a certain system, yet will still defend it (Just an inside joke F3, don' t hurt me :P)
Won' t listen to logic...unless bribed.

...ask them who are the more skilled game developers, Japanese or Western.....



Hahahahaha!!!

EDIT: i messed up the quote because i' m stupid!
< Message edited by MAJIKDRA6ON -- 8 Nov 06 0:01:35 >
Die_Hounderdoggen

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RE: Ways to spot Fanboys... - Nov 08, 2006 08:51
How to spot an N-Gage fanboy:

Step 1: Look for an abandoned corpse. Be alert for a vaguely nauseating odor.
Step 2: Identify burns from Taco-Phone radiation around ear canal.
Step 3: Cremate the offending body.
Alecrein

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RE: Ways to spot Fanboys... - Nov 08, 2006 09:06
Haha I like that one Die.
Ice Queen

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RE: Ways to spot Fanboys... - Nov 11, 2006 00:11
How to spot a fangirl:

Look in the middle of a group of very confused fanboys
Silentbomber

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RE: Ways to spot Fanboys... - Nov 11, 2006 03:01
Nah,its more like this....

How to spot a Fangirl:

Well she' s the one running away from the 20 other Fanboys chaseing her.


yeah, that sounds right.
Marink

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RE: Ways to spot Fanboys... - Nov 11, 2006 03:12
How to spot an EA fanboy:

Just count all their Fifa and NBA games.
JalleNalle

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RE: Ways to spot Fanboys... - Nov 11, 2006 03:54
WARNING. THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS STRONG OFFTOPIC.

Wasn' t worth for a thread so I' ll post it here :). Go to www.google.com and write failure, then press I' m Lucky. Rofl.
Agent Ghost

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RE: Ways to spot Fanboys... - Nov 11, 2006 07:47

Wasn' t worth for a thread so I' ll post it here :). Go to www.google.com and write failure, then press I' m Lucky. Rofl.


OLD but you gotta love google.
Papado

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RE: Ways to spot Fanboys... - Nov 12, 2006 22:38
How to spot a DS fan:

Constant obsession with wanting to " touch" you.
Eastwood

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RE: Ways to spot Fanboys... - Nov 15, 2006 00:49
I thought that was my priest
He

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RE: Ways to spot Fanboys... - Nov 17, 2006 06:32
Well, Nintendo did say they were going for new audiences.
< Message edited by he -- 16 Nov 06 22:33:08 >

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