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Kelvinellenton

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RE: Quote of the day. - Apr 21, 2008 21:57
" Don' t worry about the world ending today, it' s already tommorow in Australia - Can' t remember(Charlie something?)
Agent Ghost

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RE: Quote of the day. - Apr 22, 2008 14:40
" Hey, so I told my girlfriend I wanted to fuck her between the tits, she said, " How' re you gonna make that feel good for me?" , I said, " Right before I come I' ll stop punching you in the face." "

-Doug Stanhope
Agent Ghost

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RE: Quote of the day. - Apr 23, 2008 09:21
" Pussy is the main motivating factor behind all of humankind. That is why cocaine is illegal. It makes pussy too easy to get."


-Doug Stanhope
Iad umboros

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RE: Quote of the day. - Apr 25, 2008 10:28
" Peter, get out of the fridge!"
" There is no Peter, only Zool!!!"

Family Guy
Rampage99

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Eddie_the_Hated

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RE: Quote of the day. - May 03, 2008 00:31
" Where the muthaf.uckin' cheese go at?"

-Ween
Agent Ghost

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RE: Quote of the day. - May 05, 2008 11:05
" I want a drug that encompasses it *all.* We' ll call it " Fukitol."
[pronounced " fuck-it-all" ]
I don' t feel anything. I don' t care for anything. Fukitol. The closest thing you' ll ever be to being in a coma: Fukitol. I' m sitting here in my own dung. Fukitol."

-Robin Williams


http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=BsNkU3kCm1g&feature=related
Part 8/10
Duffman

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RE: Quote of the day. - May 06, 2008 21:18

" Where the muthaf.uckin' cheese go at?"


I like cheese.
Eddie_the_Hated

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RE: Quote of the day. - May 07, 2008 00:09
Likewise.

Nobody does fine cheeses here. If you don' t like nacho cheese, or American cheese (a true abomination 99% of the time), you' re pretty well screwed. I' d go to Europe to get some, but knowing our airport security I' d be declared a domestic terrorist for smuggling shit across national borders, and shot on sight...


well, that or I' d have to go to France.
Mass X

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RE: Quote of the day. - May 07, 2008 03:18
" Oh my god James Brown died." reporting about a tenant who bears the same name as the famous James Brown. To prove I' m going straight to hell I immediately replied " Oh my god he died again?!"

This caused the guy to laugh a bit thus allowing me to bring another person to hell with me.
mastachefbkw

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RE: Quote of the day. - May 07, 2008 07:39
" Damn. I just realized who Heath Ledger is. Now I feel bad for making Joker jokes."

- manbearchef
Iad umboros

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RE: Quote of the day. - May 07, 2008 08:04
One Love - Little Jacob.

About the only thing I understand, but my favourite friend in the game
Eddie_the_Hated

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RE: Quote of the day. - May 07, 2008 08:07
" Wanna hitta this spliff?"
Agent Ghost

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RE: Quote of the day. - May 08, 2008 09:28
" I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they' d never expect it."

- Jack Handey
Nitro

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RE: Quote of the day. - May 08, 2008 10:24

" What good fortune for those in power that the people do not think."

Adolf Hitler




" Through clever and constant application of propaganda people can be made to see paradise as hell, and also the other way around, to consider the most wretched sort of life as paradise."

Adolf Hitler




" If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State."

Joseph Goebbels


...and my very favourite...



" The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders . . . All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism."

Hermann Goering
Agent Ghost

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RE: Quote of the day. - May 08, 2008 12:41
" The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."

-George Bernard Shaw



" The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders . . . All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism."

Hermann Goering



That' s fucking telling isn' t it?
< Message edited by agent ghost -- 8 May 08 4:49:26 >
Iad umboros

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RE: Quote of the day. - May 10, 2008 07:29

Is man one of God' s blunders? Or is God one of man' s blunders?


Freidrich Neitzsche
nekkid_monkey

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RE: Quote of the day. - May 10, 2008 15:21

Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding. It is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self. Therefore, trust the physician and drink his remedy in silence and tranquility.

Khalil Gibran

Ok, so I' ve been watching The Boondocks. Still a great quote.
Agent Ghost

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RE: Quote of the day. - May 11, 2008 07:05
" Build a man a fire, and he' ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he' ll be warm for the rest of his life."

-Terry Pratchett.
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