I got this via IM this afternoon, thought I' d share it.

here we go. i got the op 13 slogan suggestions for the army;
--Eddie: oh this ought to be good. :)
If contact occurs, flush with warm water.

October 12, 1999

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Today' s list is another of the lists compiled from
submissions sent in by our recent contributor finalists.

The Top 13 New Slogans for the US Army:

The General' s not the only one who gets a Hummer, baby!

Is your Southern Baptist upbringing lacking discipline, rigor and mindless rules?

Gruel: It' s what' s for breakfast

Undefeated since 1975!

Be All That You Can Be -- Unless You' re Gay, In Which Case Be About Six Inches Less Outgoing Than You Can Be

Except for the large bleeding wounds, it' s just like paintball.

One armored tank: $2.8 million
One loaded machine gun: $625,000
One Army standard toilet plunger: $10
Cleaning the urinal with a toothbrush because there was a small scuff on your shoe: priceless.

Be there when we take out Canada!

Hey, we had cargo pants long before Old Navy.

Open fire in your high school -- Media outrage and possible jail time.
Open fire in the Army -- Chest full o’ medals, baby!

The US Army: Who needs those Community College snobs, anyway?

At least the Village People never wrote a song about *us*.

And the New Slogan for the US Army is...


Come play with our privates!

Anything has to be better than " an army of one" .

Be there when we take out Canada!

If they' re not careful we' ll burn down the White House again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbQ7WkNw0ig

Hahahahaha!

Actually the White House was burned by mostly British soldiers under British command in retaliation of the US burning Toronto or some shit.

Obviously it was primarilly the British troops but Canadians were involved. In fairness it was probably both. Canada wasn' t officially formed until 1867, so technically you' re right. However the War of 1812 was an important part of our history just as the British and French settlers are part of our heritage. And today Canada is still in the Commonwealth.

Please have a Canadian civil war and get rid of anything French-influenced, including the language itself. English is the best language. It rocks hardcore.

Please have a Canadian civil war and get rid of anything French-influenced, including the language itself. English is the best language. It rocks hardcore.

If the french here get their way Quebec will seperate from Canada. Quebec is the Texas of Canada. Quebec is one of the most privileged Provinces in the country, the only province with their own party and they' re also the one that bitches the most, ***ing french people are never happy. They care more about the State/Province than the Country. For every Canadian flag I see here, I must see 20 Quebec flags.

If ever they did seperate I' d be the first one on the next plan to Canada...after I molotov a few buildings that is.