Movie Quote game...' cause i' m bored.

t was John Carpenter who directed " They Live"

...duh! ..of course!! ...how could i forget?.... ...the guys a genius...

...anyway here' s another quote from the same movie

JT: Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?

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JT: Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?

Broken Arrow...that happens to be my favorite line from it

alright, let' s go back a few decades:

Man, you come right out of a comic book.

quote 2:

after watching another character break a board with his fist
Boards don' t hit back.

My san, it was Karate Kid 2! I wouldn' t have got it from the first quote though.


See what you make of these:

" Do you like to get f*ck*d up and do f*ck*d up sh*t?"

and

" I' ll cut your f*cking tits off and shove them down your throat!"

****flyingsaucersdisguisedasmushrooms****
****mushroomsinvadingfromouterspace****

My san, it was Karate Kid 2! I wouldn' t have got it from the first quote though.

...incorrect... ...monkeys quote HAS to be from Enter The Dragon....

...sorry but you miss a turn dude....

....me again...

" Billy! Billy!! ....the other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, Jeez you got a big pu$$y. Jeez you got a big pu$$y..... She said, " Why did you say that twice?" ...I said, I didn' t.

...echo.."

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Predator. (Didn' t the baddie trainer in KK2 say to daniel boards don;t hit back? oh well...)

Now you can get back to my f*cked up sh*t!!!

House of 1000 Corpses. A good movie for the first hour or so, then it goes way down hill. The Devils Rejects was much better.

Bitch, what you don' t know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?

Variety' s the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I' m in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it' s a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it' s girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes - not often, but sometimes - I like the idea of a chick with a horse.

NO CHEATING!

...was my quote really that easy?... ...or did he cheat again??.....

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I' m as suspicious as you.

That could have been from any movie. I love Predator but i would have never got that!

Whether he cheated again or not mine still stands and i don' t expect anybody to get it without cheating or asking for more quotes. Mass would likely know it but he seems to have disappeared.

Anyhoo, here they are again along with a third from the same movie...

Bitch, what you don' t know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?

Variety' s the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I' m in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it' s a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it' s girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes - not often, but sometimes - I like the idea of a chick with a horse.

Ah, come on, that' s a bunch of horse shit! Lando Calrissian was a black guy. You know, and he got to fly the Millennium Falcon, what' s the matter with you?

ORIGINAL: Bishonen

...was my quote really that easy?... ...or did he cheat again??.....

Actually I knew that one instantly, so I' d guess it really was that easy for a fan.

I had to stare at my DVD collection b4 I remembered Majik' s though....which happens to be Chasing Amy.


From the days when Eddie Murphy was still funny:

The royal penis is clean.


He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion' s den, he helped *Gilligan* get off the island.

The royal penis is clean.


He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion' s den, he helped *Gilligan* get off the island.

That would be coming to america!


my quote!

S: Slitting a little girl' s throat is like cutting warm butter.

B: Put the knife away and shut your mouth.
and another one

C: You steal my car, you rip the seat out, you kidnap me, you ask me to help you find your daughter which I very kindly do, and then you get me involved in a shoot out where people are dying and there' s blood spurting all over the place, and then I watch you rip a phone booth out of a wall, swing from the ceiling like Tarzan, and then there' s a cop that' s going to shoot you and I save you and they start chasing me. Are you going to tell me what' s going on or what?

M: No!

COMMANDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love that film. I can' t believe they put him in charge of LA though. I mean THE TERMINATOR?!

So, let me get this straight. " Bollocks" is bad, whereas " the dogs bollocks" is good, huh?

I: Twenty million in bonds. Untraceable.

F: What? Is that supposed to be twenty mil?

I: Well, I' m not hefting gold bars around the shop, am I? It' s not fucking Goldfinger, is it?

I couldn' t take America. It' s like fuckin' Albania in neon.

So, let me get this straight. " Bollocks" is bad, whereas " the dogs bollocks" is good, huh?

I remember that line from a bad Sam Jackson movie, but I can' t remember the name of the movie. Something about a drug he made. Meatloaf was in it...

...thanks, now I' m going to be trying to figure this out for the rest of the night.

Formula 51

God, I hated that movie.

time for another animated one:

character 1:Will you cut that out?
character 2:Can' t cut it out, it' ll just grow right back!

quote 2:
What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?

Formula 51

Erm no!

You have the right movie so i' ll give it to you. It was The 51st State, and you really ahve to be British to " get" it. It' s awesome!

That' s what the UK is really like y' know! None of that Hugh Grant rubbish, just guys called Icky and stuff...

I have no idea what your quotes are from though...i hope somebody else does.

ORIGINAL: Majikdra6on

Formula 51

Erm no!

You have the right movie so i' ll give it to you. It was The 51st State, and you really ahve to be British to " get" it. It' s awesome!

The US release was called Formula 51. And i did " get it" if you mean all the little UK quirkiness. But that wasn' t enough to save a movie with such a stupid story, IMO.

ok, i' ll make mine super easy. here' s a song from the same movie:

Luau!
If you' re hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat

Eat my buddy P------- here ' cause he is a treat

Come on down and dine

On this tasty swine

All you have to do is get in line

Are you achin' ...
Yup,yup,yup

For some Bacon?
Yup,yup,yup

He' s a big pig
Yup,yup

You can be a big pig too. Oy!

WTF???

Lion King?

I don' t know. Is it something to do with Timon and Pumba?! One of them is a boar right?!

Fu*k knows. Can we have another quote?

no, you can' t have another one. ' cause u got it right

Hey, I' m offended guys - if I was really cheating I wouldn' t tell you I was looking at Google or IMDB, I' d just post the right answer!

And as for Predator - who can forget that joke?

I know it' s Majik' s turn, but hehe I' m early, I' ll give you lot an easy one.

" Awww, give the man a hand!"

" Can you fly, Bobby?"

Thats from Robocop!

My quote!

Im walking to my car, and this guy comes up to me. Asks for a light. I say I don' t smoke. He says neither does he. So then my heart starts clocking a buck fifty, ' cause there' s no one else here except me and him. So then he pulls the knife on me. Says, ' Your wallet or your life, bitch. I' m leaving with one of them' . So I try to brush past him, and that' s when he slices me.

And a little help for my friends!

My daughter was murdered. They put a gun to her. As we stand here, she' s on an autopsy slab getting cut open by scalpels and chest spreaders, and you' re talking to me about domestic fucking responsibility? Good to see you, Theo.

actor is Sean Penn

never saw it.

in fact, i can' t recall any movie with sean penn i' ve actually watched

those look like pretty definitive quotes though....anybody else know them?

No.

Hmmm. It' s not the Lord Of the Rings anyway!

Okay!

Its Mystic River, if you guys havent seen it! Rent or buy it now! its great!

ill forfeit and give my turn to Majik! i think he missed a turn a bit ago

Ok, guess this one...


" bring me the horizon, and some bad eggs"

" bring me the horizon, and some bad eggs"

Pirates of the Carrebean!

my quote!

Sorry. Sorry. I got a little agitated. The thought of escape crossed my mind, and then suddenly - suddenly - suddenly I felt like bending the fucking bars back, ripping the goddamn window frames and eating them - yes, *eating* them! Leaping, leaping, leaping! Colonics for everyone! All right! You dumbasses. I' m a mental patient. I' m *supposed* to act out!

Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys. Awesome film and some of his greatest acting!

Ok, 2 quotes from the same character...

A gun rack... a gun rack. I don' t even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

Wayne' s World !
Wayne' s World !
Party Time!
Excellent!

...sorry, flashback.

Ok, from the first thing i saw on my DVD rack:

They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.


different character:

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

That would be the Princess Bride.

Man i wish i had 11 fingers.

Ok, this one is from the same kind of quirky catagory:

" The pellet with the poison' s in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!"

" Id like to get in, get on with it, get it over with, and get out. Get it?"

ok, for sake of the game, i' ll just give the answer to this one.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0049096/quotes

I' ve never seen it either, but to it' s merit those are some interesting quotes. I' ll have to check it out.

Moving right along:

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.


a real fan wouldn' t need another quote, but here' s a different character:

Amputate a man' s leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, mum, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you?

I' m resurrecting this (hopefully)! Nekkid, sorry that was just too damn hard, two weeks on noone has got it!

" They' re all dead. They just don' t know it yet."

" Stop me if you' ve heard this one. Jesus walks into an inn. He hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says " Can you put me up for the night?" "

That should be easy enough, but then again that might be me because I' ve watched it sooo many times

....hey.. ..i already quoted The Crow a few pages back...

...ok, if you find this one too easy let some one else get it:

" ...i want more life...

...F*cker!"

ORIGINAL: Bishonen

...ok, if you find this one too easy let some one else get it:

" ...i want more life...

...F*cker!"

I would have used the lesbian quote...

...?...

...don' t remember any Lesbians in the film i' m quoting... ...maybe you should post what film you think it is...

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I' m talking about...

Is this testing whether I' m a Replicant or a lesbian, Mr Deckard?

...that quote...

I already asked a quote from the same movie a while back, so i guess i' m out......

Is this testing whether I' m a Replicant or a lesbian, Mr Deckard?


...that quote...

..oh yeah...

...although my quote is more iconic...

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ORIGINAL: nekkid_monkey

Moving right along:

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.


a real fan wouldn' t need another quote, but here' s a different character:

Amputate a man' s leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, mum, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you?

Silence of the Lambs. Lot' s of classic quotes in that one, but that second line above was AWESOME! I need to watch that movie again.

" ' Porch Monkey' isnt racist my grandmother used to call me it all the time!"

" I was waitng for Sam to tell everyone to get out of the room so he could fuck Frodos hobbit mouth and then lay a brick right down his throat afterwords! That wouldve been an ending worthy of a trilogy."

The quote isnt spot on but if youve seen the movie you know it.

Is that clerks 2? During that talk about the hobbits?