Kikizo Winners (officially cancelled)

Well you might not win a game... but i do have some used Nitro Approved Flashing Dildo' s that i could re-package and send out as bonus prizes... If you' re a single heterosexual male and have no use for it, you could give it to your sister, niece, mother, grandmother etc...

" I bought my wife some shoes and a dildo"

- " why did you buy her a dildo?"

" ... becuase if she dosent like the shoes she can go *** herself!"

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

used Nitro Approved Flashing Dildo' s

ewwww.

If you' re a single heterosexual male and have no use for it, you could give it to your sister, niece, mother, grandmother etc...

Who says a single heterosexual male doesn' t have a use for a Nitro Approved Flashing Dildo?!

Possible Usages
Gutted, it becomes a hard drinking flask.
Christmas ornament.
Back massager.
Cake mixer.
Automatic drum-roll drumstick.
D-cell battery tester.
One way boomerang.
Sausage size regulation template.
Dummy mortar round.
Concrete agitator.
Cocktail stick for the world' s largest reuben.
Daytime road flare.
Children' s pool submarine.
Noisemaker.

Children' s pool submarine.

Bingo!

Well then thats a sight I hope to never see...

Automatic drum-roll drumstick.

... hahahahaa okay okay.. seriously.
what the ***. where do you come up with all this random shit.
you make so laugh so hard i think im gonna cry.

hours and hours of entertainment
or hey, you could just send me as many as you have bahaha
i' m sure i have.. friends who could use them
>_>

... hahahahaa okay okay.. seriously.
what the ***. where do you come up with all this random shit.
you make so laugh so hard i think im gonna cry.

hours and hours of entertainment
or hey, you could just send me as many as you have bahaha
i' m sure i have.. friends who could use them
>_>

Flashing dildos just get Eddy' s mind going. And for good reason. They seem to be an object that are just bound for success. As anything really

ORIGINAL: kitten

i' m sure i have.. friends who could use them
>_>

How is it that everyone has a ' friend' who could use a Nitro approved flashing dildo or from now on a NAFD

There one of those Hot Topic products everyone wants on. The sheer amount of functions it can perform is baffling.

I am sure had NAFD existed during the 80' s, a guy like McGyuver would have been using those instead of one those Swiss mutli-purpose blades.

I might call the copmpany that makes them and get a more " accurate" version made. I want to combine the spikey flashing pinkness with some sort of taser weapon. I could make billions.

bahaha for some reason the image of a guy using one on his girlfriend
she gets really loud and it starts to annoy him so he switches it to the taser function.
*tzzt*
shut up bitch


xD


see what you do to me! thats horrible!

bahaha for some reason the image of a guy using one on his girlfriend
she gets really loud and it starts to annoy him so he switches it to the taser function.
*tzzt*
shut up bitch


xD


see what you do to me! thats horrible!

Thats pretty fucked up!

see what you do to me! thats horrible!

At least you are not on the receiving end of the flashing dildo/taser. THAT would be horrible

For you that is

Thats pretty ***ed up!

Pretty funny at the same time too though

Y' know, i am going to start doing bonus prizes. Not necessarily games, but definitely (mostly) videogame related. I say mostly because, ...well the Force FX series of Lighsabers are fuc.king badass.

Yes! We are talking about flashing dildos again!

but definitely (mostly) videogame related.

" Mostly" meaning you will be giving out some flashing dildos?

Duff?

Yep, spot on Eddie. If you all haven' t figured it out already, myself and Silent know each other.

ORIGINAL: Duffman

" Mostly" meaning you will be giving out some flashing dildos?

And some of my homemade beastiality videos. Heh, i may even give away my pickled foreskin

And some of my homemade beastiality videos.

i thought i told you to delete those. >: (

Could we get an example of one of the gaming related bonus prizes. Non-gaming related ones are all fun and games but I just don' t have too much use for a flashing red dildo(at the moment) and don' t know anyone who does.

Yeah i want to know about prizes, just in case i manage to convince you guys to give me one.


and no, i don' t want a red flashing dildo, thanks.

Fuc.k you Torr. You' ll get what i fuc.king give you

Plus, the non-gaming related stuff wouldn' t just be flashing dildo' s (kitten want' s those for her " friends" ) ...we' re talking giant movie posters, figurines, Full Size Storm Trooper Replica Helmets, Force FX Lightsabers (yes i' m a massive Star Wars geek), t-shirts, Tokyo Flash watches, ...whatever i see and think is cool.

ORIGINAL: kitten

and no, i don' t want a red flashing dildo, thanks.

Not even a Nitro approved flashing dildo?

maybe it was just the colour she objected too? Try purple instead

Maybe she hates Jews...

ooh purple

but seriously giant movie posters? oooooher what movies?
and i' ve always wanted a lightsaber
and no, not one that vibrates XD

and no, not one that vibrates XD

You know exactly how guys think

ORIGINAL: kitten

ooh purple

but seriously giant movie posters? oooooher what movies?
and i' ve always wanted a lightsaber
and no, not one that vibrates XD

Well, i' ll probably allow some sort of input when deciding what to send, so for things like posters i' d probably just link to where i was buying it from and let the winner choose. I dunno, ...just cool shit. Comics, anime, import shit...

Last week i bought an LRG Dead Serious hoody (originally designed for Kanye West)...



...and because they' re limited editions, i thought i might get another and send it as a bonus prize!?

That kind of stuff...

oh sounds sweet. looks pretty sweet too

You know exactly how guys think

well.. i have dated a few.

ORIGINAL: Majik

Fuc.k you Torr. You' ll get what i fuc.king give you

Plus, the non-gaming related stuff wouldn' t just be flashing dildo' s (kitten want' s those for her " friends" ) .

If you send them for her friends, should you not ask for proof that they are being used in the correct manner and for the purpose they were sent for?

Besides I' d just like my prize from Jan and my tag....please!!!!!

...and because they' re limited editions, i thought i might get another and send it as a bonus prize!?

Fuck me!! That' s even more incentive (I pretty much collect hoodies anyway).

At Christmas (and maybe even during E3) i' ll do multiple bonus winners and a MEGAFUC.KINGBITCHASSBATHEINMYAWESOMENESS winner who will get a console of their choice or a new graphics card (if it' s a PC gamer)

And just incase any of the newer members are wondering... I' m really Majik. Nitro is my superhero name

Also he sometimes has whole conversations with himself.

Also he sometimes has whole conversations with himself.

What? It' s the same guy?

ORIGINAL: alijay034

Also he sometimes has whole conversations with himself.

Only really when people start dumb threads. I remember VF wanted to do some sort of poll and i just fuc.king nuked it

ORIGINAL: alijay034

If you send them for her friends, should you not ask for proof that they are being used in the correct manner and for the purpose they were sent for?

Video proof... so that there can be no photoshopping done. Maybe some sort of camchat

Heh... hey kitten... if i sent you expensive lingerie, would you model it for us? (seriously )

ORIGINAL: alijay034

Besides I' d just like my prize from Jan and my tag....please!!!!!

...

ORIGINAL: Adam Doree

However in the meantime, if you are a winner from February or before and have NOT yet received the game you requested, please can you email me directly and let me know, as my PM is full and I would like to get it sorted this week if there is a problem. I am pretty sure Choupolo has not been sent the game he requested yet but I am not sure if there are others. If we have missed you please email adam at whatdoyouthink dot com and let me take care of it. And we will double check -- so don' t try blagging extra games!!

Did ya?

Heh... hey kitten... if i sent you expensive lingerie, would you model it for us? (seriously )

And i wonder why females dont last long on these forums

My dreams the past few nights have been tainted somewhat by this thread... Do you know what its like being chased through a jungle by flashing dildo wielding tribal women?

Anyhow I remember handing out prizes to people over at DeviantArt. Made me feel good. I should do that again sometime.

Do you know what its like being chased through a jungle by flashing dildo wielding tribal women?

LOL!


I know Silent would love a Nitro approved flashing Dildo, it would complete his collection.

ORIGINAL: Majik

ORIGINAL: alijay034

Also he sometimes has whole conversations with himself.

Only really when people start dumb threads. I remember VF wanted to do some sort of poll and i just fuc.king nuked it

ORIGINAL: alijay034

If you send them for her friends, should you not ask for proof that they are being used in the correct manner and for the purpose they were sent for?

Video proof... so that there can be no photoshopping done. Maybe some sort of camchat

Heh... hey kitten... if i sent you expensive lingerie, would you model it for us? (seriously )

ORIGINAL: alijay034

Besides I' d just like my prize from Jan and my tag....please!!!!!

...

ORIGINAL: Adam Doree

However in the meantime, if you are a winner from February or before and have NOT yet received the game you requested, please can you email me directly and let me know, as my PM is full and I would like to get it sorted this week if there is a problem. I am pretty sure Choupolo has not been sent the game he requested yet but I am not sure if there are others. If we have missed you please email adam at whatdoyouthink dot com and let me take care of it. And we will double check -- so don' t try blagging extra games!!

Did ya?

Yes I did....maybe Adam doesn' t like me

ORIGINAL: Mass X
Do you know what its like being chased through a jungle by flashing dildo wielding tribal women?

Yes.

XBL Gamertag: Rampage99

" Basically, pollute the air all you want, your just speeding up the inevitable. Our future generations are f*cked as it is and there' s really nothing we can do about it. Have a nice day "

No, i will not model anything for you, sorry.
Well, anything is a big call, i' d model those hoodies. And hell if you really wanted to buy me a $300 corset i' d probably take a picture or two in it for you

but OMFG! Your gonna buy one person a console?! A CONSOLE?! *_*